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Afropeaned (/ˌæf.ɹəˈpɪ(ː).ənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of treating two incompatible destinations as grounds for choosing neither. Benedikt became Afropeaned and booked trains in opposite directions with equal confidence. Afropessimismed adj. Drunk to the point where every proposed remedy for the morning appears structurally inadequate. Auzair was Afropessimismed and rejected water, toast and fresh air in turn. Afropessimisted adj. Drunk in a way that makes every encouraging fact evidence for a darker conclusion. Berda became Afropessimisted and found the working lift deeply suspicious. Afrophiled adj. Drunk, with the result that every mention of Africa receives an unsolicited expression of devotion. Tavyn got Afrophiled and praised the map above the pub's fruit machine. Afrophiliaed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns affectionate enthusiasm into a governing principle for the evening. Chibuzo became Afrophiliaed and attempted to reorganise the music by continent. Afrophobed adj. Drunk to the extent of finding menace in an entirely ordinary conversation and identifying it incorrectly. Lorilyn got Afrophobed and suspected the harmless poster of having hostile intentions. Afrophobiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning an ominous explanation to every harmless reference on the wall. Ashante got Afrophobiaed and asked who had placed the continent beside the till. Afropolitanismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and mistaking unplanned variety for a coherent metropolitan philosophy. Breaden got Afropolitanismed and described the bus shelter as an urban salon. Afropolitanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to make every room cosmopolitan by personal decree. Miliyah became Afropolitanned and appointed the kebab shop a diplomatic venue. Afropopped adj. Still drunk, and selecting music with such confidence that the room's objections become part of the rhythm. Nachmen got Afropopped and changed the playlist whenever anyone began enjoying it. Afropunked adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a minor disagreement about music into a manifesto and a technical failure. Ezkiel got Afropunked and unplugged the speakers to preserve their independence. Afshared adj. Having drunk enough to assume every possession in the room has become jointly available. Landrum got Afshared and distributed the table's umbrellas without consulting their owners. Afsharided adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself custodian of an entire historical succession. Orbie got Afsharided and began assigning reigns to everyone near the fireplace. Afterlehened adj. You are drunk and have granted the same small privilege onward before anyone can object. Vassie got Afterlehened and sublet her bar stool to a man already sitting there. AgNW'd adj. Of a drinker: conducting himself like a thin, highly conductive strand, connecting rooms without support. Tomiyah went AgNW'd and linked the kitchen, hallway, and garden in one unsteady circuit. Aga Khanited adj. Describing a drinker who has confidently divided the room into followers and everyone else. Nylene became Aga Khanited and established a small congregation near the fruit machine.