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Aga Khanned
adj.
Of a drinker who has appointed himself spiritual and administrative authority over the entire table.
Petrick got
Aga Khanned
and issued guidance on everyone's route home.
Aga sagaed
adj.
Drunk, with the result that the washing-up acquires a central emotional conflict.
Jennifere got
Aga sagaed
and reconciled the forks before sitting down.
Agadoo danced
adj.
Drunk to a degree that the kitchen becomes a holiday resort and the mop acquires choreography.
Ekbir got
Agadoo danced
and led the sofa through the chorus with a tea towel.
Agaed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to treat the kitchen as a permanent source of heat and authority.
Shiphrah got
Agaed
and instructed everyone where the tea towels belonged.
Agaged
adj.
Drunk to the extent of treating the household cupboard as an ancient seat of authority.
Sanyiah became
Agaged
and issued decrees concerning the correct placement of mugs.
Agamographed
adj.
Drunk on the strength of seeing the sofa change character whenever viewed from a different angle.
Derrico got
Agamographed
and inspected the sofa from every side before sitting down.
Agapemoned
(/aɡəˈpiːm(ə)nid/)
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and regarding the sofa as a household arrangement requiring further attachments.
Kentavis became
Agapemoned
and invited the cushions to share the evening.
Agapemonianed
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and treating the living room as an unusually intimate arrangement.
Shaley got
Agapemonianed
and drew the sofa into a lengthy domestic conversation.
Agapemonisted
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and convinced that every cushion has entered a serious domestic understanding.
Jorawar became
Agapemonisted
and arranged the cushions according to personal loyalties.
Agapemonited
adj.
Still drunk, and assigning the kitchen furniture a degree of companionship not supported by evidence.
Ruiqi remained
Agapemonited
, apologising to the kettle for leaving it unused.
Agapetaed
adj.
Too drunk to distinguish a shared glass of water from a solemn domestic agreement.
Hristine became
Agapetaed
and proposed that the tumbler remain beside her overnight.
Agapetied
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to maintain a chaste but impractical companionship with the kitchen table.
Jamie-john got
Agapetied
and spent twenty minutes keeping the kitchen table company.
Agarawalaed
adj.
You have drunk enough to turn a modest pub discussion into a matter requiring orderly administration.
Reeve got
Agarawalaed
and began allocating the bar snacks by category and seniority.
Agarawaled
adj.
You are drunk and conducting every small transaction as though it requires a ledger.
Zamon was
Agarawaled
, recording the round in biro on the back of a betting slip.
Agarthanned
adj.
Having drunk enough to believe the sofa conceals a more habitable room beneath it.
Jahlea became
Agarthanned
and searched beneath the sofa for the lower household.
Agarwalaed
adj.
Of a drinker: quietly turning the pub's casual arrangements into an elaborate system of accounts.
Aiveen was
Agarwalaed
and assigned each guest a separate share of the crisps.
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