Aga Khanned
Agarwalaed

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Aga Khanned adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself spiritual and administrative authority over the entire table. Petrick got Aga Khanned and issued guidance on everyone's route home. Aga sagaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the washing-up acquires a central emotional conflict. Jennifere got Aga sagaed and reconciled the forks before sitting down.
Agadoo danced adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen becomes a holiday resort and the mop acquires choreography. Ekbir got Agadoo danced and led the sofa through the chorus with a tea towel. Agaed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the kitchen as a permanent source of heat and authority. Shiphrah got Agaed and instructed everyone where the tea towels belonged. Agaged adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the household cupboard as an ancient seat of authority. Sanyiah became Agaged and issued decrees concerning the correct placement of mugs. Agamographed adj. Drunk on the strength of seeing the sofa change character whenever viewed from a different angle. Derrico got Agamographed and inspected the sofa from every side before sitting down. Agapemoned (/aɡəˈpiːm(ə)nid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding the sofa as a household arrangement requiring further attachments. Kentavis became Agapemoned and invited the cushions to share the evening. Agapemonianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the living room as an unusually intimate arrangement. Shaley got Agapemonianed and drew the sofa into a lengthy domestic conversation. Agapemonisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that every cushion has entered a serious domestic understanding. Jorawar became Agapemonisted and arranged the cushions according to personal loyalties. Agapemonited adj. Still drunk, and assigning the kitchen furniture a degree of companionship not supported by evidence. Ruiqi remained Agapemonited, apologising to the kettle for leaving it unused. Agapetaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a shared glass of water from a solemn domestic agreement. Hristine became Agapetaed and proposed that the tumbler remain beside her overnight. Agapetied adj. Sufficiently drunk to maintain a chaste but impractical companionship with the kitchen table. Jamie-john got Agapetied and spent twenty minutes keeping the kitchen table company. Agarawalaed adj. You have drunk enough to turn a modest pub discussion into a matter requiring orderly administration. Reeve got Agarawalaed and began allocating the bar snacks by category and seniority. Agarawaled adj. You are drunk and conducting every small transaction as though it requires a ledger. Zamon was Agarawaled, recording the round in biro on the back of a betting slip. Agarthanned adj. Having drunk enough to believe the sofa conceals a more habitable room beneath it. Jahlea became Agarthanned and searched beneath the sofa for the lower household.
Agarwalaed adj. Of a drinker: quietly turning the pub's casual arrangements into an elaborate system of accounts. Aiveen was Agarwalaed and assigned each guest a separate share of the crisps.