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amidoximed adj. Drunk, with the result that every cup in the kitchen acquires an amino group and a solemn purpose. Camron got amidoximed and arranged the mugs according to an entirely private chemical system. amidrazoned adj. Drunk to a degree that every leftover acquires two possible names and neither can be settled. Jowell became amidrazoned while labelling the containers in the fridge after supper. amidulinned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming soluble in the evening, and spreading gently across the sofa. Michelann was amidulinned by the time the cushions had been rearranged into a bed. amifampridined adj. Drunk on the strength of three small glasses, with the muscles required to stand subsequently unavailable. Macario was amifampridined, gripping the worktop while the kettle came to the boil. amiflamined adj. Drunk since last orders, and inhibiting every useful decision about washing up. Nyomi was amiflamined, staring at the dishes as though they might resolve themselves. amifloxacinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the kitchen floor as a route requiring careful medical supervision. Mondell came home amifloxacinned and crossed the kitchen by way of the cupboards. amifostined adj. Drunk by closing time, and protecting the household from further activity by lying very still. Tyrus was amifostined on the sofa, preserving what remained of the evening. amigaed adj. Still drunk, and addressing the kettle as a female friend who has always understood you. Trillis, still amigaed, thanked the kettle for being there during a difficult evening. amigoed (/əˈmiː.ɡəʊd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a friend from the person who has brought you water. Megh was demasiado amigoed to let the neighbour leave before hearing the full kettle story. amigurumied (/ɑːmɪˈɡuːɹuːmɪd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to crochet the evening into a soft, oversized creature and settle beside it. Marzia became amigurumied beneath two blankets, with the sofa supplying the large head. amiided adj. Having drunk enough to become a slow, broad fish of the sofa, opening one eye for water. Dicksie lay amiided across the sofa, observing the kitchen from a comfortable distance. amiiformed adj. Having drunk more than the evening could accommodate, and taking the sofa in a long, low sweep. Darran was amiiformed along the sofa, with the television providing the necessary current. amikacinned (/ˌæm.ɪˈkeɪ.sn̩d/) adj. You have drunk enough to require intravenous quantities of water and a sofa-based recovery plan. Jalaiya was amikacinned after the party, accepting water in measured doses beside the sofa. amikhellined adj. You are drunk and preventing further household division by remaining fixed to the sofa. Thermon was amikhellined, unable to separate himself from the cushions or the remote. amildared adj. Of a drinker: collecting the household's scattered glasses across several villages of furniture. Audery became amildared, gathering glasses from the kitchen, hallway and far end of the sofa. amilled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a step from a level surface, but determined to test both. Gianmichael became amilled and treated the hallway rug as a staircase with missing instructions.