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Agarwaled adj. Of a drinker who has made the evening's simplest arrangement needlessly formal and difficult to amend. Jaybriel was Agarwaled and wanted signatures before anyone touched the communal chips. Agarwallaed adj. Describing a drinker who turns a friendly round into a small exercise in bureaucracy. Lashann was Agarwallaed, issuing numbered tokens for the next trip to the bar. Agassiz's anoled adj. Describing a drinker who remains motionless beneath the kitchen light, awaiting an explanation from the ceiling. Raoul became Agassiz's anoled and stood beneath the lamp until the kettle boiled dry. Agaued adj. You have drunk enough to turn the kitchen into a crowded council and the kettle into its clerk. Jenitza became Agaued and asked the kettle to record the household decisions. Agawamed adj. Of a drinker: settled among the kitchen furniture as though the room had become a small civic settlement. Takako became Agawamed and allocated the sofa, kettle and blanket separate responsibilities. Agawed adj. You are drunk and have gathered the household objects into a solemn, unnecessary assembly. Brilynn got Agawed and arranged the spoons in a semicircle on the worktop. Agazed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the kitchen for a small encampment and the sofa for home ground. Xzavyer got Agazed and defended the sofa from an approaching laundry basket. Aged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of August, requiring the full afternoon to reach the kitchen tap. Kemare was Aged and took several minutes to cross from the sofa to the water. Agered adj. Describing a drinker who is planning household strategy in real time, while losing the campaign to the sofa. Sylvesta became Agered and moved the cushions as though securing a valuable province. Agerwaled adj. A drinker who, after several pints, finds an administrative solution to every social inconvenience. Raidel was Agerwaled and proposed a filing system for the pub's lost coats. Aggadahed (/əˈɡɑːdəd/) adj. A drinker who turns the smallest domestic mishap into a parable involving the washing-up. Jimiya got Aggadahed and explained the moral significance of a fallen teaspoon. Aggadisted adj. Drunk in a way that turns a simple story into an elaborate interpretation, complete with disputed footnotes. Dezmon was Aggadisted over coffee, explaining the deeper meaning of a burnt piece of toast. Aggarwaled adj. A drinker so far gone that even choosing a seat requires forms, witnesses and a brief adjournment. Darel was Aggarwaled by closing time, seeking a seconder before moving to the corner table. Aggied (/ˈæ.ɡid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen becomes an agricultural experiment and the sofa its research station. Heleyna became Aggied and tested the toast for structural resilience. Aggressored adj. The state of being drunk and treating a harmless household object as an invading power. Korin got Aggressored and challenged the laundry basket to leave the sitting room. Aghlabided adj. The condition of a drinker who appoints the sofa as an emirate and governs the kitchen remotely. Anthani became Aghlabided and ruled the kitchen from beneath the blanket.