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AACO'd adj. Sharpened by drink into directing the evening's airlift from the bar to the taxi rank. Erinoluwa got AACO'd and began co-ordinating everyone's coats beside the last-orders bell. AACOMS'd adj. You are drunk and operating an area communications system composed chiefly of repeated, unnecessary messages. Ezaiah got AACOMS'd and transmitted the same taxi update to everyone twice. AACP'd adj. Of a drinker who has established an airborne headquarters and refuses ordinary ground-level discussion. Chaunice was AACP'd, conducting negotiations from the landing. AACS'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to restore communications between the bed and the kitchen. Dayquon woke AACS'd, establishing contact with the kettle after several unsuccessful calls. AACSM'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and consulting an obsolete manual for safe passage to the bathroom. Kateleen woke AACSM'd, searching the bedside drawer for the approved departure procedure. AACU'd (/æ.kʊd/) adj. Of a drinker: coordinating the sofa, kitchen and glass of water as one anti-aircraft cooperation unit. Eliani became AACU'd and assigned Ohad the sofa while retaining command of the water glass. AACV'd adj. Softened by drink into a vehicle that cushions every impact on the journey home. Nadiah came AACV'd out of the pub, absorbing the kerb without visible complaint. AAD'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning each companion a destination with bureaucratic confidence. Charlz was AAD'd, issuing aircraft-style instructions for the party's journey home. AADA'd adj. You are drunk and have established a supply depot in an area offering no evident strategic value. Zubeyr was AADA'd, stockpiling crisps beside the coat rack. AADC'd adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby movement requires interception, prioritisation, and a command structure. Edvin went AADC'd and directed Cobain away from the puddle with unnecessary authority. AADCCS'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to establish an army air-defence control system among the bar staff. Kylierose went AADCCS'd and assigned each bartender a separate communications sector. AADCP'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a pub table from an army air-defence command post. Burcu became AADCP'd and coordinated surveillance of the crisps from behind a menu. AAG'd adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired rank without acquiring any additional authority. Renitta became AAG'd and issued instructions from the end of the sofa. AAGMP'd adj. The state of being drunk and privately absorbed in an elaborate, self-regarding fantasy. Jeba got AAGMP'd and treated the lavatory mirror as a deeply personal revelation. AAIB'd adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting a formal inquiry into every minor incident near the bar. Almedina got AAIB'd and took statements after someone misplaced the beer mats. AAION'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and looking directly at people while failing to see the obvious consequences. Tracy-anne was AAION'd and asked the newly separated couple whether they were still together.