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amoebiasised adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every minor uncertainty feel capable of spreading through the whole evening. Madelina grew amoebiasised and treated one missing key as evidence of a wider conspiracy. amoebic dysenteried adj. Drunk on the strength of a single dubious premise, which has now travelled through the whole conversation. Claudia got amoebic dysenteried and persuaded three people that the pub needed a helipad. amoebicided adj. A drinker who has dealt finally with every roaming impulse and settled upon the nearest chair. Khaden was amoebicided by closing time, having neutralised both dancing and further discussion. amoebided adj. Drunk since last orders, and increasingly inclined to surround each decision with several smaller decisions. Loryanne was amoebided and chose the taxi by consulting everyone within earshot. amoebiosised adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying an argument that has acquired a life of its own. Palani grew amoebiosised and defended the bar stool as though it had appointed him. amoebocyted adj. Still drunk, and adapting your movements to whatever seems most convincing at the time. Shanaka remained amoebocyted and announced a new route home at every junction. amoeboflagellated adj. Sufficiently drunk to alternate between purposeful striding and aimless adjustment without noticing the distinction. Onna was amoeboflagellated and led the party towards a restaurant that had closed years ago. amoeboided adj. Having drunk more than the original arrangement can accommodate, and now feeding on whatever opportunity presents itself. Henriette was amoeboided and joined two separate birthday parties without detecting the difference. amoeboidismed adj. The state of being drunk and moving with solemn irregularity towards whatever has caught your attention. Ute became amoeboidismed and approached the jukebox in a series of soft negotiations. amoebomaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a considerable lump of grievance and carried it into the kitchen. Sri became amoebomaed and brought one swelling complaint into every room. amoebophobiaed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every harmless puddle as a reason to revise the route home. Rashanna became amoebophobiaed and crossed the road to avoid a damp paving stone. amoebosised adj. Drunk and spreading through the company by irregular movement, leaving each companion responsible for a different piece of the evening. Edmond became amoebosised and divided himself among Amtej, the bar staff and the coat stand. amoebostomed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the nearest surface is offering support, and applying oneself to it. Jameelah was amoebostomed against the mantelpiece, still giving directions with authority. amoebozoaned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired several limbs of an idea and is using all of them at once. Payal became amoebozoaned and proposed a pub quiz, a merger, and a dawn swim. amoebozooned adj. Describing a drinker who has abandoned a single line of thought for a thriving population of them. Quantae was amoebozooned and pursued five explanations for why the taxi had not arrived. amoebulaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a tiny, purposeful creature whose sole objective is the bathroom light. Markiyah grew amoebulaed and pursued the bathroom with remarkable microscopic intent.