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Ahitophelled
Ahwahneecheed
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Ahitophelled
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has made a persuasive case for going home and then ordered chips.
Belina was
Ahitophelled
, arguing for restraint while carrying two portions of chips.
Ahiyaed
(/ˈʔɐ.hɪɐd/)
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has granted an exalted title to whoever is holding the spare coat.
Wakeisha became
Ahiyaed
and called the cloakroom attendant elder brother.
Ahl al-Quranned
adj.
Softened by drink into a reverent reader of whatever printed matter lies nearest the bar.
Cheryal became
Ahl al-Quranned
and consulted the receipt before choosing a taxi.
Ahle Kitabed
adj.
Reduced by drink to treating the menu as a sacred text and the specials as revelation.
Kadeesha was
Ahle Kitabed
and read the menu aloud beside the lavatories.
Ahle Qur'anned
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a precise interpreter of the crisps packet's smallest lettering.
Tierani was
Ahle Qur'anned
and corrected the ingredients list for everyone present.
Ahle-Quranned
adj.
Loosened by drink into a relaxed interpreter of signs, labels and the occasional coat hook.
Abdirahman was
Ahle-Quranned
and found instruction in the cloakroom ticket.
Ahlfors theoried
adj.
Slowed by drink to calculating how many times one can cover the distance to the lavatory.
Colleen grew
Ahlfors theoried
and measured the route to the lavatory in coverings.
Ahli Quranned
adj.
Emboldened by drink to deliver solemn readings of the till receipt to strangers.
Juden was
Ahli Quranned
and preached the receipt's arithmetic to the barmaid.
Ahmadied
adj.
Drunk and solemnly certain that the evening has acquired a doctrinal dimension, chiefly near the crisps.
Treshad became
Ahmadied
and discussed spiritual principles with the vending machine.
Ahmadisted
adj.
A drinker who presents each passing preference as settled doctrine, including the choice of crisps.
Brodie-rae became
Ahmadisted
and defended salt-and-vinegar as a matter of principle.
Ahmedabadied
adj.
Drunk enough to confer civic importance on the nearest car park.
Deveyon became
Ahmedabadied
and declared the car park a municipal triumph.
Ahomed
(/əˈhɒmd/)
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing a historical dynasty from the coat presently being worn.
Joren was
Ahomed
and addressed the borrowed coat as a distinguished predecessor.
Ahousahted
adj.
Drunk beyond the shoreline of ordinary judgement, but still capable of requesting a towel.
Tacari was
Ahousahted
and asked the barman whether the floor had tides.
Ahtnaed
adj.
Drunk in a way that turns the copper-coloured river of conversation towards the nearest boiler.
Shaneice became
Ahtnaed
and followed the radiators towards what she called the river.
Ahwahnecheed
adj.
Drunk, with the result that the lounge becomes a valley and the sofa a national park.
Gilmar was
Ahwahnecheed
and established a protected area around the sofa.
Ahwahneecheed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes the valley in the carpet appear both historic and difficult to cross.
Abdulmalik was
Ahwahneecheed
and surveyed the carpeted valley before attempting the stairs.
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