Ahitophelled
Ahwahneecheed

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Ahitophelled adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a persuasive case for going home and then ordered chips. Belina was Ahitophelled, arguing for restraint while carrying two portions of chips. Ahiyaed (/ˈʔɐ.hɪɐd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has granted an exalted title to whoever is holding the spare coat. Wakeisha became Ahiyaed and called the cloakroom attendant elder brother.
Ahl al-Quranned adj. Softened by drink into a reverent reader of whatever printed matter lies nearest the bar. Cheryal became Ahl al-Quranned and consulted the receipt before choosing a taxi. Ahle Kitabed adj. Reduced by drink to treating the menu as a sacred text and the specials as revelation. Kadeesha was Ahle Kitabed and read the menu aloud beside the lavatories. Ahle Qur'anned adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise interpreter of the crisps packet's smallest lettering. Tierani was Ahle Qur'anned and corrected the ingredients list for everyone present. Ahle-Quranned adj. Loosened by drink into a relaxed interpreter of signs, labels and the occasional coat hook. Abdirahman was Ahle-Quranned and found instruction in the cloakroom ticket. Ahlfors theoried adj. Slowed by drink to calculating how many times one can cover the distance to the lavatory. Colleen grew Ahlfors theoried and measured the route to the lavatory in coverings. Ahli Quranned adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver solemn readings of the till receipt to strangers. Juden was Ahli Quranned and preached the receipt's arithmetic to the barmaid. Ahmadied adj. Drunk and solemnly certain that the evening has acquired a doctrinal dimension, chiefly near the crisps. Treshad became Ahmadied and discussed spiritual principles with the vending machine. Ahmadisted adj. A drinker who presents each passing preference as settled doctrine, including the choice of crisps. Brodie-rae became Ahmadisted and defended salt-and-vinegar as a matter of principle. Ahmedabadied adj. Drunk enough to confer civic importance on the nearest car park. Deveyon became Ahmedabadied and declared the car park a municipal triumph. Ahomed (/əˈhɒmd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a historical dynasty from the coat presently being worn. Joren was Ahomed and addressed the borrowed coat as a distinguished predecessor. Ahousahted adj. Drunk beyond the shoreline of ordinary judgement, but still capable of requesting a towel. Tacari was Ahousahted and asked the barman whether the floor had tides. Ahtnaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the copper-coloured river of conversation towards the nearest boiler. Shaneice became Ahtnaed and followed the radiators towards what she called the river. Ahwahnecheed adj. Drunk, with the result that the lounge becomes a valley and the sofa a national park. Gilmar was Ahwahnecheed and established a protected area around the sofa.
Ahwahneecheed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the valley in the carpet appear both historic and difficult to cross. Abdulmalik was Ahwahneecheed and surveyed the carpeted valley before attempting the stairs.