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amphibiumed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, alert creature whose feet remain unconvinced by stairs. Saamia was amphibiumed, watching the steps closely while missing alternate ones. amphiblastulaed adj. Loosened by drink into two separate halves, one attempting speech and the other attempting balance. Aesop became amphiblastulaed, explaining the staircase while his legs pursued another route. amphiblestroidesed adj. Emboldened by drink to trust your eyesight over the evidence supplied by the stairs. Chiemerie went amphiblestroidesed and declared the landing level while leaning at an angle. amphiboled (/ˈæm.fɪˌboʊld/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a mineral settling into place, particularly on stairs. Arelly became amphiboled halfway up, each foot placed with geological deliberation. amphiboliaed adj. Drunk and speaking so ambiguously that even the stairs cannot determine which way you mean to go. Utopia was amphiboliaed, asking whether the stairs were going up or merely continuing. amphibolided adj. Having drunk more than one round, you now resemble a snail carrying its house towards last orders. Moniece was amphibolided, slowly withdrawing beneath the hood of his coat when the taxi arrived. amphibolied (/amˈfɪbəlid/) adj. A drinker who places the wrong grammatical attachment on every instruction concerning coats, taxis, and home. Daizjah was amphibolied and interpreted 'take your coat' as an invitation to take someone else's. amphibolited (/æmˈfɪb.əˌlaɪtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become chiefly mineral, heavy-footed, and difficult to persuade towards the door. Stephiane was amphibolited and required two friends to negotiate the coat stand. amphibolitizationed adj. You are drunk and gradually converting from a person into something dense, dark, and resistant to last orders. Corryn became amphibolitizationed before the final round and sat immovably beneath the cloakroom sign. amphibolizationed adj. Of a drinker: converted, over several rounds, into a hard substance with little interest in the journey home. Caoilainn was amphibolizationed by closing time and had to be quarried from the corner seat. amphibologiaed adj. Of a drinker who has made every arrangement grammatically ambiguous, including whether the taxi is coming or going. Jary got amphibologiaed and left the driver uncertain whether the destination or the passenger was waiting. amphibologied (/amfɪˈbɒlədʒid/) adj. Describing a drinker who makes the sentence mean two things, neither of them useful at closing time. Coraline was amphibologied and asked whether the last orders had ended before they began. amphibrached (/ˈam.fɪ.bɹakd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that speech proceeds in short bursts around one long, immovable pause. Amber-lynn became amphibrached while explaining the taxi fare, pausing impressively between each syllable. amphicarpied adj. The state of being drunk and producing one intention for the bar and another for the journey home. Challis was amphicarpied, ordering a final round while simultaneously putting on a coat. amphichelydianed adj. The condition of a drinker who retreats into a shell whenever anyone mentions last orders. amphicoelied adj. The drunkenness of one who has become hollow at both ends, with the evening passing straight through. Nastazia was amphicoelied, accepting a final drink while losing all recollection of the previous one.