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amphidontided adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired an extinct mammal's confidence and none of its evidential restraint. Tabias was amphidontided by midnight, confidently identifying fossils in the bread basket. amphidromiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats a family ceremony as an excuse for ceremonial arrivals, departures, and renewed congratulations. Dub was amphidromiaed, repeatedly entering the kitchen to congratulate Ezlyn on the successful evening.
amphidromic pointed adj. Reduced by drink to a region of negligible movement, where the tide of conversation scarcely alters anything. Zelmarie sat amphidromic pointed beside the radiator, receiving remarks without visibly responding to them. amphidromied adj. Softened by drink into moving in two directions at once, neither of them especially purposeful. Susel went amphidromied between the bar and the door, making no measurable progress towards either. amphientomided adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, persistent nuisance with an unjustified interest in paper and other people's business. Shiniah became amphientomided and examined the menu as though it concealed correspondence. amphiesmenopteranned adj. Loosened by drink into a fragile, fluttering creature liable to settle upon any available surface. Tanger was amphiesmenopteranned, drifting from chair to chair beneath the pub's unkind lighting. amphigastriumed (/ˌæmfɪˈɡæstrɪəmd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy the underside of every arrangement, offering unsolicited support from below. Saneya grew amphigastriumed and crouched beneath the table to advise those sitting above it. amphigened adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an obsolete chemical theory, combining with whatever is nearest and calling it progress. Saidou became amphigened and spent ten minutes combining condiments according to principles no longer accepted. amphigenesised adj. Drunk and attempting sexual propagation by conversation alone, with results best left unrecorded. Chidinma became amphigenesised and offered matrimonial prospects to everyone within conversational range. amphignathodontided adj. Drunk to the point where both halves of the mouth participate in every opinion. Ipsa became amphignathodontided and delivered each objection with conspicuous involvement from both jaws. amphigonied adj. Drunk enough to regard sexual reproduction as a reasonable solution to an otherwise ordinary evening. Floyda grew amphigonied and began assigning reproductive significance to the seating plan. amphigoried (/ˈæm.fɪ.ɡɔ.ɹid/) adj. Drunk past the point of meaningful speech, yet still maintaining the appearance of a coherent rigmarole. Deleno was amphigoried, delivering polished nonsense about the economics of puddles. amphikinesised adj. Drunk beyond the ordinary limits of facial composure, with both jaws contributing independently to the argument. Jmyiah grew amphikinesised and addressed the barman while each side of the mouth pursued a separate case. amphilepidided adj. Drunk in a way that makes every difficult surface seem navigable, particularly when approached sideways. Kenseth became amphilepidided and crossed the crowded room by means of several careful lateral manoeuvres. amphileptided adj. Drunk, with the result that every small movement appears deliberate, numerous, and faintly aquatic. Naydene was amphileptided, making minute adjustments to the glass as though studying a tide pool.
amphilestided adj. Drunk to a degree that justifies reconstructing the lost habits of the present company. Tralyn grew amphilestided and inferred an extinct social order from the arrangement of beer bottles.