amphiliided
amphiphiled

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amphiliided adj. Drunk to the extent of navigating by whisker, instinct, and whatever subterranean sense remains available. Kashton became amphiliided and found the toilets by following the walls with admirable aquatic certainty. amphilinided adj. Drunk on the strength of a parasitic attachment to the nearest person still capable of ordering a taxi. Aurthur was amphilinided and followed Priella with the quiet dependence of a well-fed parasite.
amphilochided adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving in short lateral bursts whenever the room appears to have an opinion. Akshana became amphilochided and approached the exit by a succession of sideways consultations. amphilogied adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking in utterances which appear meaningful until two interpretations are compared. Dervla became amphilogied and invited the table to leave, remain, or possibly purchase a hat. amphimacered adj. Drunk by closing time, and placing a heavy emphasis between two other emphases in every sentence. Lyndel was amphimacered, giving the central syllable of each announcement an unnecessary authority. amphimeriasised adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's effects into the system with the discreet persistence of a liver fluke. Clancey remained amphimeriasised the next morning, moving cautiously and blaming the fish supper. amphimicted adj. Too drunk to reproduce reliably, yet still attempting to propagate a questionable opinion through every available host. Allonah was amphimicted and distributed the same theory about taxation to four unrelated tables. amphimixised adj. Loosened by drink into treating the morning after as a form of sexual reproduction. Saraha woke amphimixised, pairing every explanation with an unsolicited account of last night's arrangements. amphinectided adj. Emboldened by drink to emerge from the duvet and patrol the edges of the bedroom at dawn. Malk came downstairs amphinectided, inspecting the skirting boards before attempting coffee. amphinomided adj. Slowed by drink to a bristling crawl, particularly when faced with the stairs the next morning. Royalene was amphinomided by breakfast, advancing towards the kettle one careful limb at a time. amphinucleolused adj. Drunk and displaying two distinct colours in the face before coffee. Sumeka arrived amphinucleolused, one cheek pale and the other distinctly flushed. amphioxused adj. Drunk to the point where you lie straight and narrow, awaiting movement from the morning. Kwanesha spent breakfast amphioxused, horizontal on the sofa and pointed towards the window. amphipathed adj. Drunk enough to accept both the wetness of the washbasin and the dryness of the towel. Darinda woke amphipathed, grateful for the damp flannel and suspicious of the dry one. amphipathicitied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing what the morning welcomes from what it repels. Albertis was amphipathicitied, taking coffee readily while refusing even the sight of toast. amphipathied adj. Drunk beyond having a consistent relationship with either the wet or the dry side of breakfast. Natalio was amphipathied by dawn, embracing the bath while rejecting the towel.
amphiphiled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you drawn to water but wary of anything that might dissolve in it. Staton woke amphiphiled, clutching a glass of water and avoiding the dissolved aspirin.