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amphitheatred (/ˈæmfɪˌθiːətəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken an open space for a stage and the bystanders for a paying audience. Dayli became amphitheatred and announced the evening's conclusions from the centre of the courtyard. amphitheatricalitied adj. Describing a drinker who gives every decision a public setting, a grand entrance, and an audience of one. Armone grew amphitheatricalitied and formally unveiled the decision to order chips. amphitheciumed adj. A drinker who has acquired a protective margin of certainty around the evening's most questionable judgement. Rogie became amphitheciumed and guarded the disputed umbrella as though it were a personal boundary. amphithered adj. Drunk beyond deciding which way is forward, yet confidently proceeding in both directions. Shanieka went amphithered through the wrong doorway, then returned through it without revising her theory. amphitheriided adj. A drinker so far gone that every modern solution is dismissed in favour of an extinct one. Zackeri went amphitheriided and attempted to pay for the taxi with a commemorative token. amphitretided adj. The state of being drunk and unable to decide which surrounding surface is the correct one to cling to. Jarard became amphitretided and attached himself successively to the bar, a pillar, and a coat stand. amphitriploided adj. The condition of a drinker who has produced three copies of one decision, all claiming priority. Ordis became amphitriploided and sent three taxis to the same address, each supposedly essential. amphitrited adj. The drunkenness of one who has chosen a harmless-looking route and discovered it has many bristles. Alexe went amphitrited and treated the walk home as a series of minor negotiations. amphitropismed adj. Reduced by drink to turning towards whichever explanation currently supports the decision already made. Omeed became amphitropismed and found every road sign persuasive when facing the appropriate way. amphityped adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the kitchen window as a permanent portrait. Ngone, thoroughly amphityped, sat beneath the kitchen light awaiting a likeness that would not develop. amphiumaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving through the house with the patient persistence of something aquatic. Markos came home amphiumaed and crossed the kitchen floor without once lifting his feet. amphiumided adj. Drunk past the point of standing conventionally, and requiring two companions to account for the remaining length. Kaysea went amphiumided and made Brayelle negotiate her route between the bar and the pavement. amphiurided adj. Still drunk, and reaching delicate arms beneath the sofa for objects nobody had lost. Shaquella was still amphiurided, feeling under the sofa for a glass that stood on the table. amphixenosised adj. Too drunk to keep the evening within one species, and offering crisps to the dog as an equal guest. Keyisha got amphixenosised and included the cat in a serious discussion about the washing-up. amphizoided adj. Sufficiently drunk to retreat beneath the nearest table and regard the domestic environment defensively. Chiya became amphizoided and spent twenty minutes guarding the space beneath the kitchen table. amphizoonosised adj. Having drunk enough to pass the household's infection of cheer in both directions, including to the dog. Shantara was amphizoonosised, laughing with the dog until both fell asleep beside the sofa.