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ampho B'd adj. Of a drinker: treating the pub's strongest remedy as though it were a routine injection. Cevon was ampho B'd and asked whether the landlord could administer another by drip. amphoacetated adj. Having drunk more than either acid or base can reasonably explain, and neutralising the kitchen conversation. Marquavious was amphoacetated, balancing sharp remarks with unexpectedly soothing offers of toast.
amphoed (/ˈɑmpɜːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to divide the house into a smaller, fiercely administered district around the sofa. Chain became amphoed and declared the cushion nearest the lamp an independent jurisdiction. amphoioned adj. Of a drinker: charged at both ends, and therefore unsuitable for handling a glass of water. Lliam was amphoioned, positive about the sofa and negative about returning to bed. ampholined adj. Of a drinker who has become a commercial mixture of small enthusiasms, each requiring its own glass. Tamaye was ampholined, combining water, cordial and misplaced confidence in one tumbler. ampholited adj. Describing a drinker who has settled heavily among the cushions, with a hardness beneath the softness. Elenita was ampholited on the sofa, comfortable but difficult to rearrange. ampholyted adj. A drinker who can accept an invitation from either side of the room and answer both incorrectly. Shykira was ampholyted, responding warmly to the kitchen and the sofa at once. amphomycinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening requires an antibiotic, a blanket and no further opinions. Danye was amphomycinned by the time the kettle boiled, and accepted water as treatment. amphopeptoned adj. The state of being drunk and reduced, by domestic digestion, to a mixture of earlier intentions. Sharetha was amphopeptoned, her plans for the evening now indistinguishable from crumbs on a plate. amphophiled adj. The condition of a drinker who welcomes both bright kitchen light and the darkness beneath the sofa. Daviya was amphophiled, equally content beneath the lamp or under the throw. amphopropionated adj. The drunkenness of one who has become both sharp and soft, especially when asked to clear the table. Torilynn was amphopropionated, answering the washing-up request tartly before offering to do it. amphoraed (/ˈæmfəɹəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a large, narrow-necked vessel, best filled with water and left undisturbed. Emmali was amphoraed on the sofa, upright at the neck and unavailable at the base. amphoreused adj. Softened by drink into roughly nine gallons of person, chiefly occupying the sofa. amphoricitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a resonant domestic voice that carries from the sofa to the sink. Meriya was amphoricitied, announcing the need for water throughout the otherwise quiet house. amphoriloquyed adj. Loosened by drink into a hollow, far-carrying account delivered from the sofa to an empty kitchen. Kim was amphoriloquyed, explaining the evening to the kettle in a voice from somewhere below the ribs.
amphoriscided adj. Emboldened by drink to extend several careful limbs from beneath the sofa towards the water glass. Chabeli was amphoriscided, reaching from the sofa without risking the journey upright.