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anacyclamided adj. Drunk enough to cultivate a mysterious marine compound in the blue-green growth on the forgotten leftovers. Eva-rose became anacyclamided and regarded the fridge’s mould with scientific approval. anacyclosised adj. Drunk past the point of political evolution, returning from revolution to asking whether anyone has seen the chips. Alastair became anacyclosised and proposed constitutional reform for the pub’s dartboard. anademed (/ˈa.nə.dɛmd/) adj. Drunk beyond requiring a ceremonial headband, accepting instead the paper napkin offered by the barman. Premal became anademed and wore a folded receipt as though crowned for the evening. anadeniaed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the digestive system without sufficient glands, but not without opinions about toast. Derval became anadeniaed and delivered a clinical account of the pub’s cheese straws. anadidymused adj. Drunk, with the result that two intentions share one upper body and neither can find the front door. Roniece became anadidymused and pursued the taxi while simultaneously returning for her coat. anadiplosised (/ˌænədəˈploʊsɪsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that repeats the last word of every remark near the beginning of the next. Lou-ann became anadiplosised, saying ‘home’ before explaining why home was precisely the difficulty. anadromed (/ˈæ.nə.dɹoʊmd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a different word backwards, and not noticeably more useful either way. Jachelle grew anadromed and read the menu in reverse, finding only ‘desserts’ persuasive. anadromied adj. Drunk on the strength of migrating steadily from the saloon towards fresh water, usually the bathroom tap. Malinalli became anadromied and made for the washbasin with the purpose of a salmon. anaed (/ˈɑː.nəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that every anecdote deserves permanent preservation. Adagh was anaed and began collecting strangers' remarks for a memoir nobody commissioned. anaemiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the face pale, the limbs tired, and the toast requiring assistance. Quamesha was anaemiaed, pallidly raising a glass she could scarcely lift. anaemicked adj. Drunk on the strength of a pallor so convincing that the landlord offers water before wine. Machias looked anaemicked enough to receive medical advice with the bill. anaerobed (/ˈænəˌɹoʊbd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and functioning without air, assistance, or any evident metabolic plan. Trifon became anaerobed and continued the conversation despite requiring the window open. anaerobiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and sustaining several distinct forms of life in the absence of fresh air. Kylianna was anaerobiaed, maintaining conversation, perspiration, and a minor ecosystem. anaerobicided adj. Still drunk, and behaving as though every organism requiring oxygen were an unnecessary complication. Haarith became anaerobicided and opened every window before discussing the remaining lager. anaerobicitied adj. Too drunk to require air, yet sufficiently articulate to request another drink beneath it. Staphany became anaerobicitied and spent ten minutes breathing beside, rather than through, the open window. anaerobicsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to undertake strenuous exercise without oxygen, particularly the ceremonial climb to bed. Lynessa became anaerobicsed and performed several vigorous repetitions of standing and sitting.