Airy functioned
Ajivikaed

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Airy functioned adj. Drunk to a degree that a simple question produces a perfectly valid but unexpected solution. Jillianne was Airy functioned and answered the taxi question with admirable mathematical composure. Airy patterned adj. Drunk to the extent of producing one clear impression and several increasingly faint echoes. Neilie was Airy patterned, making the same point once clearly and then in smaller versions.
Aissaouaed adj. Drunk and conducting the morning as a solemn inward ceremony involving water, silence and one biscuit. Bronti was Aissaouaed, seated quietly with water as though awaiting a spiritual instruction. Aissawaed adj. Drunk to the point where recovery has become a disciplined sequence of small, mystical observances. Itza was Aissawaed, drinking water in measured intervals and declining all unnecessary conversation. Aissored adj. Drunk on the strength of one further glass, with the particulars best left unclassified. Zahi was Aissored by midnight and accepted the offered water without discussion. Aitched adj. Drunk to a degree that the letter H appears to require a formal introduction. Quadarious got Aitched and introduced the letter H before attempting the word itself. Aitkenismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and pursuing a private arrangement between conviction and practical necessity. Francis was Aitkenismed and found a quiet corner suitable for further reflection. Aitkenited adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly committed to one more explanation. Rovin was Aitkenited and delivered a measured account of why the evening could continue. Aitoff projectioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and stretched horizontally until the whole evening fits a single oval. Marvens was Aitoff projectioned, making the short walk home seem geographically comprehensive. Aitutakianed adj. Still drunk, and treating the nearest small island as a perfectly reasonable destination. Vanetta was Aitutakianed and asked whether the garden had a harbour. Aivalioted adj. Too drunk to distinguish one Greek shore from another, but still willing to point. Graeham was Aivalioted and confidently directed the group towards a non-existent harbour. Ajaccianed adj. Having drunk more than the route home can reasonably accommodate, and maintaining Corsican composure. Starsha was Ajaccianed and negotiated the pavement with local dignity. Ajaed adj. Having drunk enough to regard one person as a whole population. Kendryck was Ajaed and asked one friend to speak on behalf of everyone present. Ajared adj. You have drunk enough to leave the door open and regard this as an improvement. Zhymir was Ajared and could not see why the front door required closing. Ajarianed adj. You are drunk and slightly open to whatever the room proposes next. Elliott was Ajarianed and accepted the spare chair without asking where it came from.
Ajivikaed adj. Of a drinker: committed to a philosophy that makes the empty glass seem inevitable. Walley was Ajivikaed and regarded the missing bottle as a matter of principle.