analysis paralysised
analytical chemistried

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analysis paralysised adj. Drunk by the third round, and unable by morning to choose between water, coffee or further investigation. Ahti lay analysis paralysised, surrounded by drinks and unable to select the least damaging one. analysis sitused adj. Still drunk, and mapping the morning’s surfaces as though the arrangement of objects were the principal fact. Ronelda woke analysis sitused, tracing the topology of bottles, cushions and one displaced shoe.
analysised (/æˈnɑ.lə.sɪsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning has been divided into symptoms, causes and regrettable subcategories. Karlson rose analysised, assigning each headache to a separate explanatory compartment. analysisted adj. Too drunk to stop analysing the morning, despite having misplaced the conclusions. Deryan woke analysisted and questioned the kettle about the sequence of yesterday’s decisions. analyst programmered adj. Having drunk enough to debug the morning while redesigning the system that produced it. Ajwa woke analyst programmered and began troubleshooting the route home from incomplete logs. analysted (/ˈænəlɪstd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to diagnose the morning’s damage while overlooking the obvious primary cause. Niquel arrived analysted, identifying dehydration, fatigue and several secondary complications. analyted adj. Having drunk more than the morning can comfortably process, and now serving as its principal specimen. Moet woke analyted beside the sink, awaiting examination by coffee and daylight. analytic continuationed adj. You have drunk enough to extend last night’s function into the morning, where it behaves unexpectedly. Katrina woke analytic continuationed, carrying the evening’s cheerful argument smoothly into breakfast. analytic functioned adj. You are drunk and infinitely differentiable in theory, though the morning exposes several rough points. Ash-leigh woke analytic functioned, producing a smooth apology near the edge of breakfast. analytic geometried adj. Of a drinker: the morning is understood through coordinates, with each misplaced object locating the night precisely. Abelardo woke analytic geometried and plotted the route between the sofa, sink and abandoned coat. analytic mechanicsed adj. You are drunk and applying calculus to the problem of remaining upright, arriving at a correct solution you cannot reproduce. Thedora stood in the doorway analytic mechanicsed, working through the forces involved before committing to a step. analytic number theoried adj. Slowed by drink to counting whole numbers methodically, though one has gone missing under the sofa. Clarette went analytic number theoried, counting the coins until the fourth disappeared. analytic philosophered adj. A drinker so far gone that breakfast becomes an inquiry into what the word ‘toast’ entails. Ashlen woke analytic philosophered and challenged the logical status of yesterday’s promise. analytic philosophied adj. The state of being drunk and treating the morning-after headache as a problem in language. Demingo woke analytic philosophied, examining whether ‘fine’ accurately described the condition of his head. analytic tradecrafted adj. Drunk to the extent of turning every casual remark into intelligence, and every intelligence into a plan. Fahm got analytic tradecrafted and briefed the landlord on the table's suspicious movements.
analytical chemistried adj. Drunk on the strength of separating friends into fractions, identifying enemies, and quantifying the remaining round. Timarcus became analytical chemistried and sorted the party into volatile and non-volatile company.