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analytical editinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and repeatedly directing attention to one small detail nobody else had noticed. Narkita got analytical editinged and interrupted the story to inspect a stain on the landlord's sleeve. analytical engined adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently calculating solutions to problems no machine has been built to solve. Lexxi was analytical engined, certain the coat stand could process bookings if properly encouraged. analytical entried adj. Drunk by closing time, and cataloguing each fragment of the evening as though it belonged to a larger work. Jasprit became analytical entried and filed every conversation under the person who had started it. analytical geometried adj. Of a drinker who has mapped the morning by coordinates and found the origin beneath the table. Kevontay woke analytical geometried, locating the missing phone through a diagram of the room. analytical table of contentsed adj. Still drunk, and explaining the evening through increasingly detailed headings and subheadings. Klaudiusz was analytical table of contentsed, outlining the argument before anyone had made one. analyticalitied adj. Too drunk to stop analysing motives, evidence, and the consequences of a decision already made. Kapilan became analyticalitied and reconstructed the handshake as a binding agreement. analyticalnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to find a pattern in every coincidence and act upon it. Henry-james got analyticalnessed and changed tables after detecting a trend in the bar stools. analyticitied adj. Having drunk enough to turn every hunch into a proposition and every proposition into a conclusion. Hisela became analyticitied and declared the missing coaster statistically significant. analyticsed (/ˌæn.əˈlɪt.ɪksd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evidence supports, yet presenting firm conclusions from it. Joandra got analyticsed and announced the pub's busiest corner by inspecting three tables. analytificationed adj. You have drunk enough to convert ordinary observations into neat, impractical analyses. Shawnte went analytificationed and transformed a dropped napkin into a study of table dynamics. analytismed adj. You are drunk and committed to explaining the obvious with unnecessary precision. Michaeal got analytismed and explained that the empty glass indicated prior consumption. analyzabilitied adj. Of a drinker who has made a straightforward situation ready for exhaustive examination. Huxton got analyzabilitied and submitted the taxi journey to several competing interpretations. analyzanded adj. Drunk enough to submit the morning-after self to questioning, without expecting useful answers. Neelam arrived analyzanded, examining the toast as though it had caused the evening. analyzationed adj. A drinker who converts each poor decision into evidence for a larger theory. analyzered (/ˈæn.ə.laɪ.zəd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating nearby objects as reliable analytical instruments. analyzised adj. Drunk to a degree that even the misspelt morning-after account seems methodical. Zevulun woke analyzised and corrected the spelling on yesterday’s carefully itemised excuses.