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anaptomorphined adj. Having drunk more than a prehistoric primate would have tolerated, yet still pursuing the banana fritters. Gaberial grew anaptomorphined and pursued the banana fritters with ancestral determination. anaptychused adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the remains of your dinner for a cephalopod jaw plate. Darivs became anaptychused and identified a discarded crisp as an ammonite jaw. anaptyxised (/ˌænəpˈtɪksɪsd/) adj. You are drunk and inserting a vowel into every word, chiefly between the bar and the taxi. Myralie became anaptyxised and inserted an extra vowel into every name on the guest list. anarakited adj. Drunk enough to mistake every green mineral on the table for a personal acquaintance. Faridah got anarakited and introduced the bar’s jade ashtray to everyone present. anarboricitied adj. Drunk past the point of counting, while dividing the party into separate cycles and reconnecting them without consent. Elvana became anarboricitied and assigned each guest to a different conversational loop. anarcha-feminismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every institution in the room answerable to the women present. Hateya got anarcha-feminismed and put the pub’s queueing system on trial. anarcha-feministed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves every hierarchy in the room with an articulate opponent. Nastia got anarcha-feministed and questioned who had authorised Sumeet to choose the music. anarcha-queered adj. Drunk on the strength of refusing the table’s categories and leaving everyone else to manage the rearrangement. Brantson got anarcha-queered and moved the name cards into an arrangement nobody could explain. anarched adj. Drunk beyond persuading the assembled company that disorder is now their civic duty. Caelan got anarched and encouraged the quiet table to overthrow its menu. anarchesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking in a private vocabulary which the remaining company must decode. Trentavious became anarchesed and explained the bill in terms known only to Ninetta. anarchied (/ˈæn.ə.kid/) adj. Drunk and without any governing authority over your feet, speech, or chosen direction. Caulder was anarchied, with his feet taking separate views of the hallway. anarchismed (/ˈanəkɪz(ə)md/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced the room can manage perfectly well without whoever appears to be in charge. Mahikan got anarchismed and abolished the rota for carrying plates. anarchist calisthenicsed adj. Still drunk, and testing independent thought by violating small rules that had harmed nobody. anarchist capitalismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes private ownership of the conversation seem essential, while everyone else pays the social cost. Cidnee went anarchist capitalismed and claimed every topic, leaving Rahni to finance the interruptions. anarchist capitalisted adj. Too drunk to choose between abolishing ownership and acquiring the last unopened bottle. Nayla became anarchist capitalisted and attempted to privatise the communal bowl of nuts. anarchist communismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to abolish private property at the table, beginning with everyone else’s chips. Anjanique got anarchist communismed and redistributed the chips without consulting their owners.