anarthriaed
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anarthriaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached last orders with articulation entirely withdrawn. Travers was anarthriaed when asked whether he wanted a final round or a taxi. anarthrousnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has misplaced every small grammatical article between the bar and the coat stand. Karina became anarthrousnessed while ordering drinks, reducing each request to nouns and hopeful gestures.
anasarcaed adj. Reduced by drink to a state of generalised swelling, particularly around the coat and the final round. Charlina was anasarcaed by closing time, her borrowed coat appearing to contain another person. anascanned adj. Softened by drink into something marine and porous, accepting every invitation to another round. Brandol was anascanned by midnight, drifting between tables whenever someone mentioned the bar. anaspalinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a persuasive ointment specialist at the coat stand. Kristiyan became anaspalinned after the third round and diagnosed everyone's dry hands. anaspidaceaned adj. Loosened by drink into a small crustacean-like wanderer, unable to remain in the assigned queue. Annease was anaspidaceaned by the third round and sidled sideways between the tables. anaspideaned adj. Emboldened by drink to leave the pub in a shell and challenge the weather directly. Holly-mai was anaspideaned after last orders and declined the offered taxi with marine confidence. anaspidided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a crustacean crossing a wet pavement after closing time. Sven was anaspidided on the walk home, making the crossing in several deliberate advances. anastalticked adj. Drunk and stopping small leaks with the seriousness of a licensed bar attendant. Alease was anastalticked at last orders, pressing napkins onto every suspicious patch of table. anastasised adj. Drunk to the point where recovery is announced before the journey home has begun. Armeda was anastasised by the third round, declaring herself restored while still holding the wrong coat. anastated (/ˈænəsteɪtd/) adj. Drunk enough to turn every additional round into constructive material for the evening. Derenda was anastated by last orders, converting leftover plans into increasingly elaborate arrangements. anastellinned adj. Drunk past the point of inhibiting anything, including a fourth round or an unnecessary detour. Kaiyen was anastellinned by closing time and proposed another pub with no supporting evidence. anasterosided adj. Drunk beyond the point where the evening's chemical particulars remain worth distinguishing. Xao was anasterosided by the third round and described every drink as broadly medicinal. anastigmated adj. Drunk in a way that brings every object into focus except the route between the pub and home. Khaleb was anastigmated, identifying each sign perfectly while missing the turning beneath it. anastoled adj. Drunk, with the result that the edges of the evening retract whenever departure is attempted. Ronnasia was anastoled at closing time, repeatedly withdrawing from the doorway to order water.
anastomosised (/ənæstəˈməʊsɪsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that cross-connects unrelated groups, coats and routes home. Chrisean became anastomosised by the third round, joining two separate parties for the walk home.