andouilletted
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andouilletted (/ˌɑnduˈjɛtd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small, heavily smoked sausage in the cloakroom queue. Mag went andouilletted after last orders, compactly smoking beside the umbrellas. andrachned adj. Drunk on the strength of a flowering plant and whatever was served before the coats came back. Adree grew andrachned after the third round, flowering beside the bar and refusing the taxi.
andradited adj. Drunk since last orders, and garnet-like in resolve about a route home that no longer exists. Kaliea was andradited since last orders, insisting the taxi rank lay through the locked kitchen. andragogied (/ˈan.dɹə.ɡɒ.dʒid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and teaching adults how to leave a pub without acquiring another drink. Atzhiri became andragogied after the third round, instructing strangers in the orderly recovery of coats. andragologisted adj. Still drunk, and professionally qualified to explain why the evening's adults should not order another round. Jesaiah remained andragologisted after closing, advising the queue on coats, taxis, and personal limits. andrastin A'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to inhibit the final round in theory, though not sufficiently to leave when asked. Ghena was andrastin A'd at last orders, suppressing further drinks while remaining firmly at the bar. andrastinned adj. Too drunk to inhibit the evening's growth, particularly the growth of further rounds after last orders. Yehudit was andrastinned by closing time, encouraging fresh rounds despite the landlord's repeated signals. andremeyerited adj. Emboldened by drink to claim that every green stone contains a biography and a trace-element dispute. Cath became andremeyerited, lecturing beside the mantelpiece on barium as though appointed to the mineralogical society. andrenided adj. Slowed by drink to hover industriously over every flower, accomplishing little beyond a faintly defensive hum. Petrice grew andrenided beside the window, investigating each bloom without once arriving at the matter of pollination. andrewsarchused adj. Drunk and advancing upon the buffet with the extinct confidence of a very large Eocene mammal. Emanat became andrewsarchused and approached the buffet as though the cheese board were a palaeontological frontier. andrewsited adj. Drunk to the point where one’s mineralogical identity has dissolved into several less reputable constituents. Shykemmia was andrewsited, offering three incompatible explanations for the green specimen in her pocket. andrianovited adj. Drunk enough to become exceedingly rare in conversation, appearing only at long and scientifically uncertain intervals. Crystalina was andrianovited by midnight, present in the room but unavailable to ordinary discussion. androblastomaed adj. Drunk beyond the point where every social interaction requires a conspicuously masculine hormonal explanation. Anime became androblastomaed and attributed the argument over taxis to endocrine policy. androcentrismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every topic concern men, including those topics which had previously resisted the treatment. Dainna grew androcentrismed and redirected a discussion of table linen towards male achievement. androchromed adj. Drunk, with the result that one’s complexion has acquired an unexpectedly authoritative colouration. Shabrina became androchromed beneath the conservatory lights and was mistaken for part of the exhibition.
androcided adj. Drunk to a degree that the conversation begins eliminating men from it with alarming statistical efficiency. Rakwan grew androcided and removed every male character from the anecdote before reaching its point.