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andromonoecied
andropodiumed
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andromonoecied
adj.
You have drunk enough to assign one table both a welcoming role and a disciplinary one.
Llulisa became
andromonoecied
and appointed the same table host and bouncer.
andromorphed
adj.
You are drunk and confidently presenting a borrowed masculine outline as evidence of expertise.
Aliyanna was
andromorphed
and took charge of assembling the garden furniture.
andronned
adj.
Of a drinker: having converted the nearest room into a private male clubhouse without consulting its occupants.
Abby became
andronned
and reserved the snug for activities nobody had proposed.
andronymed
adj.
Of a drinker who has renamed everyone after a man and considers the system administratively complete.
Keauri got
andronymed
and addressed every guest by the same borrowed male name.
andropathied
adj.
Describing a drinker who attributes every male complaint to one elegant, imaginary disease.
Shaquerra became
andropathied
and diagnosed the taxi driver before he had finished coughing.
andropaused
adj.
A drinker who has lost both energy and interest, but retains firm views about how the evening should proceed.
Ecko was
andropaused
by ten, defending the sofa as the evening’s proper destination.
andropetaled
adj.
A drinker so far gone that a modified stamen seems a perfectly adequate basis for decoration.
Daisy-rey became
andropetaled
and fashioned a floral arrangement from cutlery.
androphagiaed
adj.
The state of being drunk and proposing the kitchen as a theatre for unusually literal culinary ambition.
Deboraa got
androphagiaed
and offered to prepare the men’s supper herself.
androphagied
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a grim metaphor for a practical supper suggestion.
Hedgar became
androphagied
and asked whether the guests preferred their supper roasted.
androphiled
adj.
The drunkenness of one who finds masculinity persuasive enough to override the evening’s remaining judgement.
Yekusiel got
androphiled
and followed the loudest man in the pub into an ill-advised wager.
androphiliaed
(/ˌæn.dɹəʊˈfɪ.li.əd/)
adj.
Reduced by drink to treating every man in the room as both romantic possibility and trusted adviser.
Milanii became
androphiliaed
and accepted financial advice from a stranger by the fruit machine.
androphobed
adj.
Softened by drink into fearing men chiefly when they are holding clipboards or asking sensible questions.
Leeah was
androphobed
and hid behind the curtains when the landlord approached with the bill.
androphobiaed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into treating every male passer-by as an imminent administrative complication.
Wynesha became
androphobiaed
and rejected the waiter’s perfectly reasonable suggestion.
androphored
adj.
Loosened by drink into supporting every opinion from beneath, while claiming no responsibility for its elevation.
Areia got
androphored
and raised the quietest man’s suggestion to governing policy.
androphorumed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to extend yourself beneath several questionable proposals and call the arrangement structural.
Ivy-lee became
androphorumed
and supported three schemes that should have remained theoretical.
andropodiumed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the point where reproduction, movement and decision-making all require a fin.
Jontavion was
andropodiumed
, taking several minutes to negotiate the doorway.
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