andromonoecied
andropodiumed

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andromonoecied adj. You have drunk enough to assign one table both a welcoming role and a disciplinary one. Llulisa became andromonoecied and appointed the same table host and bouncer. andromorphed adj. You are drunk and confidently presenting a borrowed masculine outline as evidence of expertise. Aliyanna was andromorphed and took charge of assembling the garden furniture.
andronned adj. Of a drinker: having converted the nearest room into a private male clubhouse without consulting its occupants. Abby became andronned and reserved the snug for activities nobody had proposed. andronymed adj. Of a drinker who has renamed everyone after a man and considers the system administratively complete. Keauri got andronymed and addressed every guest by the same borrowed male name. andropathied adj. Describing a drinker who attributes every male complaint to one elegant, imaginary disease. Shaquerra became andropathied and diagnosed the taxi driver before he had finished coughing. andropaused adj. A drinker who has lost both energy and interest, but retains firm views about how the evening should proceed. Ecko was andropaused by ten, defending the sofa as the evening’s proper destination. andropetaled adj. A drinker so far gone that a modified stamen seems a perfectly adequate basis for decoration. Daisy-rey became andropetaled and fashioned a floral arrangement from cutlery. androphagiaed adj. The state of being drunk and proposing the kitchen as a theatre for unusually literal culinary ambition. Deboraa got androphagiaed and offered to prepare the men’s supper herself. androphagied adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a grim metaphor for a practical supper suggestion. Hedgar became androphagied and asked whether the guests preferred their supper roasted. androphiled adj. The drunkenness of one who finds masculinity persuasive enough to override the evening’s remaining judgement. Yekusiel got androphiled and followed the loudest man in the pub into an ill-advised wager. androphiliaed (/ˌæn.dɹəʊˈfɪ.li.əd/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating every man in the room as both romantic possibility and trusted adviser. Milanii became androphiliaed and accepted financial advice from a stranger by the fruit machine. androphobed adj. Softened by drink into fearing men chiefly when they are holding clipboards or asking sensible questions. Leeah was androphobed and hid behind the curtains when the landlord approached with the bill. androphobiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every male passer-by as an imminent administrative complication. Wynesha became androphobiaed and rejected the waiter’s perfectly reasonable suggestion. androphored adj. Loosened by drink into supporting every opinion from beneath, while claiming no responsibility for its elevation. Areia got androphored and raised the quietest man’s suggestion to governing policy. androphorumed adj. Emboldened by drink to extend yourself beneath several questionable proposals and call the arrangement structural. Ivy-lee became androphorumed and supported three schemes that should have remained theoretical.
andropodiumed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where reproduction, movement and decision-making all require a fin. Jontavion was andropodiumed, taking several minutes to negotiate the doorway.