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Alabama hot pocketed adj. Drunk and carrying a private, poorly judged warmth into the taxi queue. Terry was Alabama hot pocketed, standing too close to the radiator while waiting for a cab. Alabama rotted adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home has become a slow deterioration beside the nearest wall. Azraf was Alabama rotted by closing time, reclining against the pub frontage. Alabama slammered adj. Drunk enough to mistake a potent mixed drink for a sensible basis for the journey home. Shakella was Alabama slammered and attempted the walk in the direction of the traffic. Alabamaed (/ˌæ.ləˈbæ.məd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person who has misplaced the route, the coat and the reason for leaving. Makhala was Alabamaed, carrying two coats and asking where the pub had gone. Alabamanned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one's own coat from any other garment in the cloakroom. Fahmeda was Alabamanned, leaving in a raincoat several sizes too large. Alabamianed (/ˌæləˈbæmi.ənd/) adj. Of a drinker: geographically committed to one state of mind, with no prospect of crossing the border. Chineme remained Alabamianed beside the bar, declining all suggestions of movement. Alabayed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the protective resolve of a large shepherding dog and misplaced its discretion. Yaneisi became Alabayed and guarded the cloakroom from several entirely innocent coats. Aladdin caved adj. Describing a drinker who has filled every available conversational recess with objects of questionable value. Talita got Aladdin caved and displayed receipts, bottle tops, and obsolete keys to the entire table. Aladdin's caved adj. A drinker who regards each pocket and cupboard as a repository of treasures requiring immediate exhibition. Jonie was Aladdin's caved, presenting a button as though it had been unearthed in a royal vault. Aladinisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every settled proposition requires liberation from its assumptions. Kalynne grew Aladinisted and challenged the landlord's definition of a closing time. Alagille syndromed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the entire system participate in one modest indiscretion. Kerman was Alagille syndromed, with the queue, the coat, and his kidneys apparently involved. Alagwaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become plural, geographically dispersed, and difficult to count accurately. Secundino was Alagwaed, appearing simultaneously at the bar, the buffet, and the wrong front door. Alamannied adj. A drinker who has occupied the sofa in several separate positions at once. Samiyha was Alamannied, with blanket, water, and phone distributed across the cushions. Alamogordo glassed adj. Reduced by drink to a brittle relic of an event best discussed by geologists. Kristell was Alamogordo glassed after the third toast, opaque to ordinary conversation. Alan Whickered adj. Sharpened by drink into a unit of currency, readily tendered for opinions nobody requested. Ulizes became Alan Whickered and paid for every round with an account of its supposed value. Alan Whickersed adj. Loosened by drink into garments of uncertain allegiance and conversation of equally uncertain coverage. Brenlynn was Alan Whickersed, adjusting the evening's arrangements with unlicensed confidence.