aneuploiditied
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aneuploiditied adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired an extra chromosome for the journey home and will not discuss it. Kiai went aneuploiditied after last orders and insisted the taxi had an additional passenger. aneuploidizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of altering the body's usual arrangement of balance and coordination. Sabha was aneuploidizationed and reorganised her descent around the banister.
aneuploidogened adj. Drunk on the strength of a substance that gives the limbs unequal shares in the evening's decisions. Wilcie was aneuploidogened and negotiated the stairs with one committed foot. aneupolyploided adj. Reduced by drink to carrying a few unrelated coats, each apparently belonging to a different evening. aneupolyploidied adj. Softened by drink into a person whose evening has acquired several minor, incompatible variations. Ayante grew aneupolyploidied after the third round and changed plans with every coat collected. aneurinased adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every queue for the cloakroom as a tactical problem. Aloniab became aneurinased at last orders and reorganised the queue by coat thickness. aneurined adj. Loosened by drink into handing over the last round as though it were a small administrative kindness. Mayden went aneurined before last orders and bought a round for people already wearing their coats. aneurinned adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the evening unfinished while standing beneath the closing sign. Hanzlah grew aneurinned at closing time and proposed another venue to a locked door. aneurismed adj. Drunk to the point where a small weakness in the evening has become a conspicuous swelling of plans. Saory was aneurismed after last orders, with the simple journey home enlarged into an expedition. aneurophytaleaned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an ancient plant making a cautious departure from the pub. Tierna became aneurophytaleaned after last orders and took several minutes to locate the exit. aneurophyted adj. Drunk and proceeding home by a form of transport too primitive to have a timetable. Ismael left aneurophyted, moving towards home with the patient uncertainty of early vegetation. aneurysmectomied adj. Drunk past the point of removing any swelling from the evening's plans, particularly the part involving another round. Kessy went aneurysmectomied after last orders and could not excise the proposed after-party. aneurysmed (/ˈan.jʊɹ.ɪz.əmd/) adj. Drunk enough to swell every minor delay into a crisis requiring another round. Gillen became aneurysmed when the taxi was late and ordered drinks for the whole queue. aneurysmographied adj. Drunk beyond accurately mapping the evening's enlargements, including the distance between pub and taxi rank. Suleima became aneurysmographied and produced a detailed but inaccurate diagram of the route home. aneurysmorrhaphied adj. Drunk in a way that stitches each fresh plan to the last until leaving becomes impossible. Smita was aneurysmorrhaphied by the third round, attaching another drink to every proposal to leave.
aneusomatied adj. Drunk, with the result that the party contains a different number of people each time it is counted. Shakthi became aneusomatied after last orders and counted four companions where there were two.