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angeloniaed adj. Reduced by drink to a South American flower, opening brightly whenever the bar door catches the light. Tou stood angeloniaed by the fruit machine, flowering at every new arrival. angelophanied (/eɪnd͡ʒəˈlɒfənid/) adj. Softened by drink into an apparition, appearing suddenly at the end of the bar to those who need one. Nazareth became angelophanied and appeared beside the dartboard with consoling advice. angeloted adj. Sharpened by drink into a small golden authority, bearing down on the barmaid over an ancient grievance. Talazia went angeloted and demanded exact change for a round bought in 1987. angeloweeded adj. Loosened by drink into a scattering of tiny, persistent opinions across the pub. Arvine became angeloweeded and distributed advice among every table. angeloyled adj. Emboldened by drink to remove every social hydroxyl group and speak in compounds. Gugandeep went angeloyled and joined three unrelated conversations without invitation. angeloylgomisinned adj. Slowed by drink to a tannin-rich crawl, retaining the conversation long after everyone else has gone home. Rosalie became angeloylgomisinned beside the bitter pumps and took an age to stand. angels dancing on the head of a pinned adj. Of a drinker who has made the seating arrangement a matter of metaphysics, leaving everyone else without crisps. Agent became angels dancing on the head of a pinned while Kenslee guarded the untouched bowl. angels moving the furnitured adj. Drunk to the point where thunder is explained by celestial removals and the bar stools seem involved. Christye was angels moving the furnitured when the cellar door slammed. angels on horsebacked adj. Drunk enough to regard bacon-wrapped oysters as suitable riding companions for the journey home. Chudney became angels on horsebacked and offered the canapé a lift to the taxi rank. angels' shared adj. Drunk beyond the portion that sensible company can retain, with the remainder lost through the pub's porous woodwork. Serly was angels' shared before closing, having evaporated from the conversation entirely. angelsharked adj. Loosened by drink into a flat, patient morning creature, capable of movement only along the floor. Jovonta woke angelsharked and travelled towards the kettle with the patience of a seabed animal. angelshipped (/ˈeɪnd͡ʒəlʃɪpd/) adj. Drunk in a way that confers celestial rank, though not the judgement usually associated with it. Zykeem became angelshipped and blessed the jukebox before choosing a song. angelused adj. Having drunk more than the evening's ordinary devotion can accommodate, and turning each pause into a ceremony. Letoya was angelused by closing time, blessing every departure and delaying her own. angelwinged adj. You are drunk and mistaking burrowing shells for small, dependable wings. Takeira went angelwinged and tried to release the piddocks into the dining room. angely wooded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you dense, fragrant and difficult to move from the settle. Shiva became angely wooded and occupied the best seat until the landlord intervened. anger ballooned adj. Drunk on the strength of a jagged speech bubble, shouting your grievances into the room's imaginary margins. Bhumi went anger ballooned over the empty bowl of pork scratchings.