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AAC'd adj. Describing a drinker who has begun encoding ordinary speech into a format intelligible chiefly to machines. Nakesha was AAC'd, compressing a simple request into several dense syllables. AACFT'd adj. Having drunk enough to mistake any passing aircraft for an army operation requiring immediate comment. Semyon got AACFT'd and briefed the table whenever a plane crossed the sky. AACG'd adj. Too drunk to open your eyes comfortably, particularly when faced with the morning light. Sakariye woke AACG'd and conducted breakfast with one eye firmly closed. AACM'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish an incoming missile from the landlord’s thrown bar towel. Llewelyn got AACM'd and took evasive action when the barman folded a napkin. AACO'd adj. Sharpened by drink into directing the evening's airlift from the bar to the taxi rank. Erinoluwa got AACO'd and began co-ordinating everyone's coats beside the last-orders bell. AACOMS'd adj. You are drunk and operating an area communications system composed chiefly of repeated, unnecessary messages. Ezaiah got AACOMS'd and transmitted the same taxi update to everyone twice. AACP'd adj. Of a drinker who has established an airborne headquarters and refuses ordinary ground-level discussion. Chaunice was AACP'd, conducting negotiations from the landing. AACS'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to restore communications between the bed and the kitchen. Dayquon woke AACS'd, establishing contact with the kettle after several unsuccessful calls. AACSM'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and consulting an obsolete manual for safe passage to the bathroom. Kateleen woke AACSM'd, searching the bedside drawer for the approved departure procedure. AACU'd (/æ.kʊd/) adj. Of a drinker: coordinating the sofa, kitchen and glass of water as one anti-aircraft cooperation unit. Eliani became AACU'd and assigned Ohad the sofa while retaining command of the water glass. AACV'd adj. Softened by drink into a vehicle that cushions every impact on the journey home. Nadiah came AACV'd out of the pub, absorbing the kerb without visible complaint. AAD'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning each companion a destination with bureaucratic confidence. Charlz was AAD'd, issuing aircraft-style instructions for the party's journey home. AADA'd adj. You are drunk and have established a supply depot in an area offering no evident strategic value. Zubeyr was AADA'd, stockpiling crisps beside the coat rack. AADC'd adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby movement requires interception, prioritisation, and a command structure. Edvin went AADC'd and directed Cobain away from the puddle with unnecessary authority. AADCCS'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to establish an army air-defence control system among the bar staff. Kylierose went AADCCS'd and assigned each bartender a separate communications sector. AADCP'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a pub table from an army air-defence command post. Burcu became AADCP'd and coordinated surveillance of the crisps from behind a menu.