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AAG'd adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired rank without acquiring any additional authority. Renitta became AAG'd and issued instructions from the end of the sofa. AAGMP'd adj. The state of being drunk and privately absorbed in an elaborate, self-regarding fantasy. Jeba got AAGMP'd and treated the lavatory mirror as a deeply personal revelation. AAIB'd adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting a formal inquiry into every minor incident near the bar. Almedina got AAIB'd and took statements after someone misplaced the beer mats. AAION'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and looking directly at people while failing to see the obvious consequences. Tracy-anne was AAION'd and asked the newly separated couple whether they were still together. AAJ'd adj. Reduced by drink to move the head independently of the body, with doubtful success. Alviery was AAJ'd and turned his head before remembering the stairs were behind him. AAL'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has drawn an imaginary line from the armpit and refuses to cross it. Janxiel went AAL'd and insisted that the carpet marked the room’s anterior boundary. AAM'd adj. Drunk on the strength of figures that have been audited, but unable to count the stairs reliably. Natelege was AAM'd and certified the landing before missing the final step. AAN'd adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired an official name for the medicine required tomorrow morning. Eleshia got AAN'd and labelled the paracetamol with impressive regulatory precision. AANHPI'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a short initialism into a complete theory of where everyone belongs. Dolina became AANHPI'd and rearranged the seating plan according to initials she could not expand. AAO'd adj. Softened by drink into a porous oxide layer, pleasantly resistant to further polishing. Christopher was AAO'd, his usual abrasiveness converted into a dull metallic calm. AAP'd adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the morning-after seating plan into an approved programme. Vikrant was AAP'd, assigning every hungover guest a formally sanctioned mug. AAPI'd adj. Having drunk more than the available initials can sensibly account for, and proceeding regardless. Lanyia was AAPI'd and used three letters to settle an argument about who had bought the peanuts. AAQ'd adj. Sharpened by drink into answering every question of acceptance and action with ‘probably’. Lannon went AAQ'd and completed the questionnaire using one increasingly confident tick. AAR'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a report that the evening had already gone rather badly. Zeruiah was AAR'd, giving the landlord a concise account of the incident by the fruit machine. AAS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen requires continuous radar control from the sofa. Jiar got AAS'd and directed Bhoomi towards the fridge using solemn hand signals. AASLT'd adj. Still drunk, and mounting a coordinated assault on the kitchen in search of carbohydrates. Elonte went AASLT'd through the cupboards and emerged with toast for everyone.