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AAT'd adj. Reduced by drink to the point where the evening transfers its energy between one last round and the journey home. Jaynia was AAT'd, passing the responsibility for ordering a taxi to whoever still had a phone. AAU'd adj. You have drunk enough to measure the evening in officially assigned amounts, none of them useful. Abdihakim was AAU’d and calculated the night in units no publican recognised. AAV'd adj. Drunk in a way that carries the whole party through puddles and into places no taxi would attempt. Threasa got AAV'd and ferried six friends across the flooded car park. AAV8'd adj. Drunk past the point of independent movement, but still suitable for transport by a helpful companion. Cameron-lee was AAV8'd and conveyed upstairs by Torrel with the care of a parcel. AAW'd adj. Having drunk enough to wage anti-air warfare against crumbs falling from the kitchen worktop. Lashyra became AAW'd and intercepted every crumb between the counter and the floor. AAX'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every unknown ingredient in the next round as chemically significant. Ixchel went AAX'd and wanted to know which side chain the cider had acquired. AAY'd adj. Emboldened by drink to insist that every yellowing thing in the pub requires inspection. Marlice got AAY'd and examined the faded notices beside the gents for signs of disease. AAZ'd adj. Still drunk, and treating the narrow space beside the wall socket as a significant zone of attachment. Shawntice was AAZ'd, carefully preserving her position beside the socket and the water glass. AAoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every conversation as an ascending route towards a larger embarrassment. Handy became AAoed and carried each harmless remark towards a more serious announcement. Aachenered adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the journey home a matter of borders, gates and repeated arrival. Althea was Aachenered, crossing the pub threshold several times to retrieve increasingly imaginary belongings. Aagenaes syndromed adj. The drunkenness of one who has retained too little fluid for a sensible journey, yet orders another drink. Jonier was Aagenaes syndromed and asked for a final round while holding an untouched glass of water. Aanishnaabed adj. Emboldened by drink to pronounce upon several spellings of one word, none of them requested. Casaundra became Aanishnaabed and corrected the menu's orthography between mouthfuls of pie. Aaron's beard cactused adj. Loosened by drink into a bristling, slow-moving traveller who requires careful handling at the taxi door. David-ioan was Aaron's beard cactused, negotiating the taxi with the caution of a man crossing spines. Aaron's bearded (/ˈɛəɹ.ənz bɪədd/) adj. Softened by drink into a spreading fringe of loose plans, stray coats and unclaimed belongings. Kimela was Aaron's bearded, surrounded by scarves and unable to identify her own coat. Aaron's rodded (/ˈɛəɹ.ənz ɹɒdd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a tall flowering stem for balance and still choose the least suitable one. Talbert arrived Aaron's rodded, leaning ceremonially upon the florist's tallest stem. Aaron's-beard cactused adj. Too drunk to distinguish a harmless-looking surface from the spines concealed upon it. Sophia got Aaron's-beard cactused and attempted to lean against the office plant.