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AB languaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking in an old-fashioned mixture of borrowed words and familiar pub phrases. Nuam got AB languaged and asked for another pint in several obsolete constructions. AB'd adj. Drunk beyond the competence of an able seaman, especially when faced with a glass of water. India-rae was AB'd by breakfast, unable to steer the glass towards the mouth. AB-yogurted adj. Drunk by closing time, and fermenting gently with cultures acquired from the shared bar snacks. Denee was AB-yogurted by closing time, pleasantly cultured and no longer entirely solid. ABA formed adj. Still drunk, and returning repeatedly to the same refrain with a different middle each time. Ateeq went ABA formed, repeating the chorus before wandering into an unrelated middle section. ABA problemed adj. Too drunk to notice that the person ordering another round has changed since the last one. Ramere got ABA problemed and assumed the new landlord had been serving all evening. ABA'd adj. Drunk to the extent of analysing household behaviour closely, then rewarding the sofa with continued occupancy. Sueo went ABA'd and praised Jailyn whenever she remembered to sip the water. ABAC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to grant access to every conversation, regardless of credentials or invitation. Artena went ABAC'd and entered the staff discussion as though carrying official clearance. ABC arted adj. Having drunk enough to reduce every pub explanation to a few bold shapes and primary colours. Aadit went ABC arted and illustrated the darts league with three squares and a line. ABC booked adj. Having drunk more than enough to require the simplest possible account of where the night began. Euris got ABC booked and narrated the pub crawl as though teaching letters to beginners. ABC soiled adj. You have drunk enough to divide the state of your clothes into three plainly visible horizons. Jadee went ABC soiled after the stout, with shirt, waistcoat and trousers showing distinct layers. ABC'd (/eɪ biː ˈsiːd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to require the alphabet from the beginning before addressing the barmaid. Shawnea was ABC'd and reached the letter C before remembering what she had ordered. ABCCC'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed themselves an airborne command centre for an entirely stationary evening. Tylayshia got ABCCC'd and coordinated the room from beneath the coat rack. ABCP'd adj. Drunk enough to use the sofa as collateral for a short-term advance of water. Jermanie was ABCP'd, securing a glass of water against the sofa's remaining value. ABD'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and academically complete except for one small piece of writing no one can now produce. Dita was ABD'd at the bar, all requirements met except the dissertation, which remained unwritten. ABDL'd adj. You are drunk and have adopted the solemn helplessness of someone awaiting a change of circumstances. Jessee went ABDL'd in the snug and required careful escort past the fruit machine. ABEND'd adj. Loosened by drink into an abnormal termination of whatever conversation was running. Jodee ABEND'd halfway through explaining the taxi arrangement and approved an entirely different destination.