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abacaxied (/ˈæ.bə.kəˌʃid/) adj. Softened by drink into believing a large pineapple is portable, persuasive, and socially necessary. Maged went abacaxied and carried the pineapple to the taxi as evidence of good planning. abachaed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating a dish of shredded cassava as a complete tactical instrument. Laroderick became abachaed and armed himself with a forkful before approaching the disagreement. abacinationed (/əˌbæsɪˈneɪʃənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into making decisions by staring at anything bright until it appears authoritative. Marinel became abacinationed and accepted the glowing sign as instructions for the evening. abaciscused (/ˌæb.əˈsɪs.kəsd/) adj. Slowed by drink to considering each patterned floor tile a separate administrative obstacle. Anaiss became abaciscused and crossed the pavement one square at a time. abacisted (/ˈæb.ə.sɪstd/) adj. Drunk and calculating the evening with an abacus, despite having abandoned arithmetic several rounds earlier. Maleeq went abacisted and counted the glasses with beads borrowed from a child's toy. abacked (/əˈbækd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every choice requires a diagram, preferably one pointing elsewhere. Moneeka was abacked and drew a branching chart to decide whether to order chips. abacomancied adj. Drunk to the point where ash, dust and spilled flour are consulted before any decision is made. abacosted (/ˈæ.bə.kɒstd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard an open button-up jacket as formal authority and dress accordingly. Bonni became abacosted and chaired the supper in his jacket without a shirt. abactered adj. Drunk beyond the point where driving a herd away seems theft rather than a reasonable change of ownership. Effie-may went abactered and began organising the farm animals towards the main road. abactioned adj. Drunk past the point of asking permission, and inclined to carry the nearest animal away by force. Dotha became abactioned and attempted to relocate the neighbour's goat for its own protection. abactored (/ˈæˌbæk.tɚd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes a herd, a gate and an implausible escape plan seem mutually supportive. Enny was abactored and attempted to lead the cattle through the hotel entrance. abaculused (/əˈbæk.jə.ləsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every small coloured tile appears essential to the pattern and worth relocating. Cambry became abaculused and removed three mosaic pieces to improve the pub's design. abacused (/ˈæbəkəsd/) adj. A drinker who spreads biscuits and loose change across the table, then calculates neither. Elyja got abacused and arranged the coasters in columns beside the untouched glass of water. abadaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa becomes a low, immovable animal to be approached cautiously. Kiarash was abadaed and stood facing the sofa, apparently waiting for it to charge. abadavined (/ˈæb.ə.dəˌvaɪnd/) adj. Drunk enough to make quick, green-and-yellow decisions while fluttering between unrelated perches. Healy went abadavined and changed seats whenever anyone began answering his question. abaddonned adj. The state of being drunk and quietly reporting the location of the spare keys to the household. Bruner became abaddonned and informed Emily-jayne where the clean glasses were kept.