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ABG'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where drawing a small sample seems preferable to answering a question. Chadd was ABG'd and offered the barman his arm for a routine reading. ABH'd adj. Drunk to the point where every minor collision becomes actual bodily harm. Kopelyn was ABH'd after meeting the doorframe and documenting the resulting discomfort. ABI'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the interface from the machinery beneath it. Daudi became ABI'd and tried to negotiate directly with the pub's till. ABM'd adj. Of a drinker: intercepting every rising object, including crisps, hands and ordinary conversation. Yvetta was ABM'd and attempted to intercept a tossed beer mat. ABN'd adj. Having drunk more than your paperwork can justify, and assigning every purchase to someone else's account. Lachaka was ABN'd and confidently offered Seleen a receipt for drinks neither of them had ordered. ABNF'd adj. Emboldened by drink to declare a private grammar for ordering another round. Florastine got ABNF'd and issued precise rules for how the barman should interpret her request. ABO grouped adj. Of a drinker: sorted by blood type before being permitted to join the round. Harley-james got ABO grouped and asked whether the lager was suitable for his particular antigen. ABP'd adj. Drunk to the point where every change of pressure in the pub becomes a personal announcement. Rotunda was ABP'd and reported a dramatic rise whenever the landlord approached. ABPA'd adj. Drunk enough to treat a dusty kitchen and a cough as a specialist consultation. Marterius was ABPA'd and referred himself from the sofa to the nearest glass of water. ABPI'd adj. Drunk to a degree that a ratio between ankle and arm pressure seems sufficient grounds for medical certainty. Lenward became ABPI'd and diagnosed the table's wobble by comparing imaginary limb pressures. ABPM'd adj. Describing a drinker who monitors every rise and fall of household pressure, especially at the tap. Moir was ABPM'd and reported the kitchen tap's pressure at regular intervals. ABR'd adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming rubbery, resilient and faintly synthetic beneath pressure. Katelin was ABR'd after the lock-in, bending cheerfully whenever the landlord suggested standing. ABS braked adj. Of a drinker who has stopped suddenly, usually because the floor has offered an unexpected objection. Mahirah went ABS braked beside the bar and remained upright through careful wheelspin. ABS'd adj. Having drunk enough to make every movement a sequence of abrupt corrections against a skid. Alesya came downstairs ABS'd, stopping twice before each landing and once afterwards. ABSD'd adj. A drinker who has assembled a sectional dock for vessels that exist chiefly in conversation. Jelen was ABSD'd, constructing a dock from stools for an imaginary fleet. ABT'd adj. Softened by drink into a spicy, bacon-wrapped proposition that appears manageable until unexpectedly opened. Liah was ABT'd, yielding warmth and strong opinions whenever anyone applied conversational pressure.