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abequosed adj. Drunk and reducing every complicated matter to one small, sweetly confident conclusion. Altariq went abequosed and insisted the entire dispute could be solved with a single nod. abequosyltransferased adj. Drunk to the point where you catalyse unlikely exchanges and cannot explain the mechanism afterwards. Laquaisha became abequosyltransferased and swapped coats with someone from another table.
aberdavined (/ˈæb.ə.dəˌvaɪnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of remaining on one branch of a conversation for more than a minute. Manavi became aberdavined and moved between the bar, the doorway and three unfinished anecdotes. aberdevined (/ˈæb.ə.dəˌvaɪnd/) adj. Drunk beyond sensible perching, but still convinced that the highest available surface is the best one. Deanesha grew aberdevined and settled on the piano as though it were a natural branch. aberduvined (/ˈæb.ə.dəˌvaɪnd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every change of seat appear an urgent act of self-preservation. Sonnia went aberduvined and moved between tables whenever someone raised a glass. aberemurdered adj. Drunk, with the result that a premeditated decision is announced as though it had just occurred. Nadirah arrived aberemurdered and unveiled a carefully prepared plan to rearrange the pub furniture. aberglaubed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns coincidence into instruction and ordinary objects into omens. Derald got aberglaubed and refused the taxi because its number resembled his birthday. aberic acided adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a vitamin deficiency as a sound explanation for every decision made tonight. Laurentina became aberic acided and prescribed thiamine before ordering an unnecessary second supper. abernathyited adj. The state of being drunk and yellow, glassy, and laid out neatly beside the kitchen sink. Awo sat beside the draining board, yellow and perfectly still, thoroughly abernathyited. aberranced (/ˈæ.bɛɹ.n̩sd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has wandered from the sofa but cannot say where they meant to go. Tyrah became aberranced somewhere between the sofa and the kitchen tap. aberrancied (/æˈbɛɹ.n̩.sid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has strayed from the straight path between armchair and bathroom. aberrant conductioned (/əbˈɛɹ.n̩t kənˈdʌk.sn̩d/) adj. Softened by drink into taking the long, abnormal route from the sofa to the kitchen. Antwoine went aberrant conductioned and reached the tap by way of three cupboards. aberrant salienced adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the dripping tap, a loose crumb, and one sock as urgent matters. Jozi became aberrant salienced and spent ten minutes investigating a crumb on the worktop. aberranted (/əˈbɛɹ.əntd/) adj. Reduced by drink to an outlier on the sofa, facing the wrong way from everyone else. Gyllian sat aberranted in the corner, watching the back of the sofa. aberratio lactised (/æb.ɜˈɹeɪ.ʃi.oʊ ˈlæk.tɪsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into producing milk from somewhere that is plainly not the breakfast table. Joely was aberratio lactised and tried to pour milk from the sugar bowl.
aberratio testised (/æb.ɜˈɹeɪ.ʃi.oʊ ˈtɜs.tɪsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to put the wrong thing in the wrong place and leave it there. Genelle became aberratio testised and stored the remote control in the bread bin.