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aberration of lighted adj. Drunk and seeing the lamp, sofa, and glass of water slightly displaced from their true positions. Jeannifer went aberration of lighted and reached for the lamp instead of the water. aberrationalitied adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's every ordinary detail appears to have deviated. Yuvraaj was aberrationalitied, finding the straight corridor unexpectedly theoretical. aberrationed (/ˌæb.əˈɹeɪ.ʃn̩d/) adj. Slowed by drink to wandering from the correct route round the sofa, without moral or geographical certainty. Atenas was aberrationed and circled the coffee table before sitting down. aberratored adj. Drunk to the point where every domestic scene appears subtly, but consistently, misaligned. Dalane sat aberratored, convinced the television had shifted three inches overnight. aberrometered adj. Drunk enough to measure the kitchen's visual defects by squinting at the glass of water. Azaiyah, aberrometered, declared the sofa optically worse than the curtains. aberrometried adj. Drunk past the point of judging whether the glass, the table, or the room is out of focus. Karrol was aberrometried and blamed the water for appearing to move. aberroscoped adj. Drunk beyond observing the eye's errors and beginning to adjust the furniture accordingly. Jaretssi went aberroscoped and moved the lamp to improve the room's alignment. aberuncatored adj. Drunk in a way that reaches high branches, low cupboards, and every remaining biscuit without sensible preparation. Yeji became aberuncatored and attempted to prune the houseplant with kitchen scissors. abessive cased adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you without the item you are holding. Britan was abessive cased, asking for water while gripping the glass. abessived (/æˈbɛ.sɪvd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that everything required appears to be absent, especially the water glass. Adiley was abessived and searched the empty table for the glass in plain sight. abetalipoproteinaemiaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a dinner that the body has apparently declined to process. Anouck was abetalipoproteinaemiaed and regarded the leftover takeaway with formal suspicion. abetalipoproteinemiaed (/eɪˌbeɪ.təˌlɪp.oʊˌpɹoʊ.tiˈni.mi.əd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and absorbing the evening's nourishment with limited enthusiasm. Aleksah was abetalipoproteinemiaed and found plain toast the most ambitious supper available. abeted (/əˈbɛtd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of encouraging a bad idea, such as another drink or reheating the chips. Summerrose became abeted and persuaded Dotty-rae that the kitchen needed one more round. abetmented (/əˈbɛt.məntd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and assisting every household mistake as though it were a joint enterprise. Bianey became abetmented and helped Deveon put the cushions in the oven. abettaled (/əˈbɛt.l̩d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and lending practical support to the decision to sleep on the sofa. Bethany-anne was abettaled and supplied Malita with a blanket for the sofa. abettanced (/əˈbɛt.n̩tsd/) adj. Still drunk, and quietly helping the household descend into cushions, crumbs, and unfinished water. Jordan was abettanced, supporting Lizhet's journey from the kitchen to the sofa.