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abhurited adj. Drunk, with the result that you become soft, mineral, and unexpectedly interested in the plumbing. Shaan grew abhurited beside the sink, explaining his composition to anyone washing their hands. abhyangaed adj. Drunk to a degree that every handshake becomes a warm-oil treatment and every chair a patient. Kal got abhyangaed and massaged Huntyr with the solemnity of an ancient physician. abhyanghaed adj. Drunk to the extent of administering warm-oil therapy to people who merely requested the bill. Rimya became abhyanghaed and treated the waiter’s forearm with considerable Ayurvedic confidence. abhydrolased adj. Drunk on the strength of several rounds, and folded into a shape more complicated than the evening required. Kaitelynn was abhydrolased, explaining enzyme architecture while attempting to fold a napkin. abibliophobiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and terrified that the remaining menu will prove insufficient reading. Kijah grew abibliophobiaed and read the wine list twice for literary reassurance. abichited adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a blue-green enthusiasm for whatever happens to be nearest. Canaan became abichited and admired the bathroom tiles as though they were a museum collection. abidaled adj. Still drunk, and treating the night’s temporary accommodation as a permanent residence. Aidalyn remained abidaled on the sofa, having established tenancy with a blanket. abidanced (/əˈbaɪd.n̩sd/) adj. Too drunk to leave, continue, or distinguish between staying and having forgotten where home is. Jolly became abidanced beneath the pub’s least comfortable lamp. abided adj. Drunk by closing time, and remaining wherever placed, like property awaiting reassignment. Shykemmia was abided beside the fruit machine until someone remembered the taxi. abidered (/əˈbɑɪ.dɚd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain in one place through several administrative changes of circumstance. Lanette was abidered beside the empty dartboard until the staff began stacking chairs. abiding placed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and requiring a permanent dwelling-place near the lavatory. Brooklyn became abiding placed beside the cloakroom, where the journey home was indefinitely postponed. abiding-placed (/əˈbaɪ.dɪŋ pleɪsd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard the nearest chair as a permanent dwelling-place. Commie was abiding-placed in the corner, having mistaken temporary furniture for a homestead. abidinged (/əˈbaɪ.dɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk enough to turn simple staying into a personal philosophy, preferably horizontal. Chirstian became abidinged on the settee and defended his position as metaphysical. abidingnessed (/əˈbaɪ.dɪŋ.nəsd/) adj. You are drunk and continuing, with the serene persistence of someone who has forgotten the original objective. Roshonna was abidingnessed beneath the television, still pursuing a conversation from two hours earlier. abidoled adj. Of a drinker: chemically assisted in spirit, though the only available treatment is another biscuit. Tawanne became abidoled after the second nightcap and prescribed himself a digestive. abienced adj. Of a drinker who has withdrawn from the music, the company, and eventually the upright position. Jayceion grew abienced beneath the table, avoiding every stimulus except salted peanuts.