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able-bodyismed adj. Still drunk, and judging the last round by who can manage the stairs without assistance. Tinasia was able-bodyismed, ranking companions by their success at the pub's staircase. able-bodyisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish practical help from a personal contest at the taxi rank. Benet was able-bodyisted, refusing assistance while leaning carefully against the coat stand. able-mindednessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the correct taxi, the correct coat and the correct street as separate theories. Krissinda was able-mindednessed, revising the route home whenever another car appeared. ablecentrismed adj. Having drunk enough to assume every successful journey home begins with standing unaided. Rut was ablecentrismed and awarded the front seat to whoever reached the taxi first. abled (/ˈeɪbl̩d/) adj. Drunk past the point of calling the taxi rank Alpha and expecting it to respond. Yailine was abled at last orders, addressing the taxi marshal as though transmitting by radio. ableded (/ˈeɪ.bl̩dd/) adj. Having drunk more than the coatroom can safely return, while insisting the system is functioning. Syndal was ableded, collecting three coats and confidently identifying none as their own. ablednessed adj. You have drunk enough to regard remaining upright until the taxi arrives as a complete qualification. Timari was ablednessed, standing beside the coats with the dignity of a completed application. ablegated (/ˈæb.lə.ɡeɪtd/) adj. You are drunk and carrying an important message to the taxi driver, though nobody knows what it is. Deshonta was ablegated, entrusted with the hotel address and returning with a receipt. ablegationed adj. Of a drinker: expelled from the pub at closing and banished gently towards the nearest taxi. Zonya was ablegationed by the doorman and received a formal escort to the rank. ableismed (/ˈeɪ.bə.lɪ.zəmd/) adj. Describing a drinker who ranks companions by their success at standing, walking and finding transport. Hariss was ableismed, awarding the last taxi to the person least acquainted with the pavement. ableisted (/ˈeɪ.bəl.ɪstd/) adj. A drinker who makes the taxi queue a test of personal capability, preferably while carrying everyone else's coats. ablenationalismed (/ˌeɪbl̩ˈnæʃənəlɪz(ə)md/) adj. Drunk, with the result that citizenship appears to require an exception clause for every bodily circumstance. Aanvi became ablenationalismed and began revising the guest list according to increasingly theoretical qualifications. ablened adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the smallest river fish for a personal strategic adversary. Klodian was ablened and spent ten minutes negotiating with a silver fish on the menu. ablenessed (/ˈeɪ.bl̩.nəsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that bodily and mental competence are both asserted, though neither is presently observable. Neveah was ablenessed enough to diagnose the chair's structural shortcomings before sitting down beside it. ablenormativitied adj. Drunk to the extent of assuming universal competence and treating every contrary demonstration as a curious exception. Grant became ablenormativitied and regarded the mobility aid by the bar as an unnecessary theoretical object. ablephariaed (/æb.l̩ˈfeɪ.ɹi.əd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of having misplaced the eyelids required for any reliable assessment of the room. Carisia was ablephariaed and inspected the menu with admirable confidence but no visible success.