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abomasopexied adj. Drunk in a way that fastens an ill-advised plan firmly to the evening and makes removal impractical. Kamdin was abomasopexied, attaching himself to the karaoke competition despite having no song. abomasumed (/ˌæb.oʊˈmeɪ.səmd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that each successive digestive chamber seems to authorise another course. Vickram was abomasumed and treated the pub's fourth menu visit as a necessary stage. abomasused (/ˈæ.boʊˌmeɪ.səsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the evening into a four-stage digestive process, each stage ending in further confidence. Eleftherios was abomasused and confidently began supper again after finishing it. abominable snow monstered adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a remote, shaggy authority whose route through the room nobody can explain. Tresor went abominable snow monstered and left footprints through the spilled lager. abominable snowmanned (/əˈbɑm.ə.nə.bl̩ ˈsnoʊ.mænd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one uncertain sighting, and prepared to build an entire expedition around it. Esteven got abominable snowmanned and led everyone outside to inspect a coat on a chair. abominable snowpersonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and increasingly confident that an indistinct figure proves the evening's theory. Vinal became abominable snowpersonned and identified the wardrobe as a witness to the proceedings. abominablenessed (/əˈbɑm.ə.nə.bl̩.nəsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who finds the kitchen bin morally offensive and says so at length. Jaason became abominablenessed and inspected the leftovers as though they had personally betrayed him. abominatioed (/əˌbɑ.mɪnˈeɪ.ʃi.oʊd/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating a damp tea towel as a profound outrage. Harmony-rae grew abominatioed when the tea towel failed to dry the same plate twice. abominationed (/əˌbɒ.mɪˈneɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying one abandoned mug as the household's central vice. Ahkai became abominationed and delivered a precise lecture on the mug beside the television. abominatored (/əˈbɑm.əˌneɪ.tɚd/) adj. Loosened by drink into disapproving of the fridge contents while eating them. Malaisia grew abominatored and denounced the leftovers between appreciative mouthfuls. abondanced adj. The state of being drunk and surrounded by more empty glasses, explanations, and crumbs than the morning can account for. Kevian awoke abondanced, with empty glasses distributed across every available surface. abonnemented (/æˈbɔn.mɑ̃d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to renew a subscription at the kitchen table and call it financial planning. Maeghan became abonnemented and searched for a season ticket beneath the cutlery. abooded adj. Of a drinker: waiting indefinitely for a decision, while confidently insisting it is imminent. Daschle stayed by the closed door, abooded, assuring everyone the meeting would begin shortly. abooned (/əˈbuːnd/) adj. Slowed by drink to leave the glass of water above you, then forget where above is. Zainb became abooned and spent ten minutes pointing at the shelf containing the water. aboospored (/æ.boʊ.əˌspɔɹd/) adj. Drunk to the point where you reproduce last night's arrangements without anyone having made them. Taiylor became aboospored and produced two identical cushions from apparently nowhere. abordaged (/əˈbɔːɹd.ɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk past the point of boarding the sofa without treating its cushions as opposing forces. Honia abordaged the sofa and captured three cushions during the ensuing domestic engagement.