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aborded (/əˈbɔːdd/) adj. Drunk enough to approach the sofa as though arriving at a distant shore. Ijah aborded the sofa carefully, carrying his water like a traveller's final provision. aborgoined adj. Drunk beyond recognising the kitchen as familiar territory, but determined to inhabit it. Koli became aborgoined and established himself beside the fridge for the remainder of the evening.
aborigened (/æbˈɔɹ.ə.d͡ʒənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the oldest chair in the house seem personally appointed to you. Burton became aborigened and claimed the armchair by right of having found it first. aboriginaled (/ˌæb.əˈɹɪd͡ʒ.n̩.l̩d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the native inhabitants of the fridge seem worth consulting. Arismendy became aboriginaled and asked the milk whether it intended to remain fresh. aboriginalismed adj. You are drunk and explaining the kitchen's ancient arrangement to someone asleep on the sofa. Dameion became aboriginalismed and gave the fridge a lengthy account of household origins. aboriginalitied (/æb.əˌɹɪd͡ʒ.əˈnæl.ə.tid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of claiming the kitchen chair as though attached to the premises. Meikah became aboriginalitied and declined to move from the chair for soup or conversation. aboriginalnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the sofa has been yours since before the evening began. Tailah grew aboriginalnessed and defended her position on the sofa against a folded blanket. aborigined (/ˌæb.əˈɹɪd͡ʒ.ɪ.nid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the original inhabitants of the house as witnesses. Ose became aborigined and introduced the kettle to everyone still awake. aboriginned adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen feels less furnished than originally inhabited. Sophialauren was aboriginned and settled beside the kettle without consulting anyone. aborishaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and consulting the household objects before making any further decision. Omega became aborishaed and sought the toaster's guidance on whether another glass was advisable. aborsemented (/əˈbɔː(ɹ)sməntd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and abandoning every domestic plan at the first sight of the sofa. Lynnae became aborsemented and left the washing-up unfinished beside the sink. abortationed adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which any undertaking reaches full development, with the foetus of an idea lost. Marris went abortationed and left the quiz answer unfinished on the back of a receipt. abortatived adj. Too drunk to complete even the proposed visit to the kitchen for a glass of water. Mazell became abortatived and abandoned the water expedition beside the television. aborted (/əˈbɔːtd/) adj. Still drunk, and cancelling the journey from sofa to kitchen after the first three steps. Kristoff aborted beside the coffee table, having launched himself in search of water. aborteed (/ə.bɔːɹˈtid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to be the abandoned outcome of every attempt to reach the sofa upright. Loryn became aborteed beside the hallway chair, still holding one slipper.
abortered adj. Having drunk enough to cancel the washing-up, the laundry, and any immediate ambition. Myran became abortered and formally discontinued the journey towards the sink.