abortioned(/əˈbɔɹ.ʃn̩d/)adj.Displaying impaired abilities due to alcohol consumption.Tiziri befriended a vending machine, convinced it held the secrets of the universe, amusingly abortioned.abortioneedadj.Having reduced inhibitions caused by alcohol.abortionismedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.Gurmaan insisted on sharing their latest conspiracy theories with a random stranger, fervently abortionismed.abortionisted(/əˈbɔɹ.ʃə.nɪstd/)adj.Not fully in control of one's actions or words due to alcohol.abortistedadj.Shown by stumbling or falling due to drinking.Nancey tried to use a banana as a telephone, convinced it was a call from the fruit gods due to being exceedingly abortisted.abortived(/əˈbɔː.tɪvd/)adj.Being under the influence resulting in physical imbalance.abortivenessed(/əˈbɔɹ.tɪv.nəsd/)adj.Displaying a state of mental fuzziness due to alcohol’s influence.Murriel tried to have a heart-to-heart conversation with a vending machine, deeply connecting on a abortivenessed level.abortivitiedadj.Displaying reduced ability to judge distances after drinking.abortmentedadj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.abortogenicked(/əˈbɔɹ.təˌd͡ʒɛ.nɪkd/)adj.Temporarily incapacitated by alcohol.Wobbling unsteadily, Mudassir confessed to the bartender that they were feeling utterly *smashed*.abortoriumed(/æbɔɹˈtɔɹi.əmd/)adj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.Propped up by a chair, Holly-grace attempted to dance, looking hilariously abortoriumed.abortuaried(/əˈbɔːt͡ʃʊəɹid/)adj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.In the midst of a joke, Nazli paused to hiccup, the perfect punctuation to their abortuaried state.abortus fevered(/əˈbɔɹ.təs ˈfiv.ɚd/)adj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.At the edge of the dance floor, Nikkiya swayed to the music, looking utterly abortus fevered.abortused(/əˈbɔɹ.təsd/)adj.Unsteady on one's feet due to the effect of alcohol.abouchementedadj.Acting without normal self-control because of drinking.abouliaed(/əˈbu.li.əd/)adj.Exhibiting marked impairment due to alcohol.Perched on a park bench, Isa was discussing the meaning of life with a passing duck, sounding philosophically abouliaed.