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absencied adj. Sufficiently drunk to constitute an absence while remaining inconveniently visible. Adelene was absencied at the meeting, occupying her chair without contributing to civilisation. absent referented adj. Having drunk more than the evening can signify, and now pointing confidently towards nothing whatsoever. Rahul became absent referented while identifying the owner of an entirely imaginary umbrella. absent treatmented adj. You have drunk enough to administer a cold shoulder without first locating the person attached to it. Kameo grew absent treatmented and ignored the host with the precision of a formal policy. absent votered adj. Slowed by drink to cast a ballot for breakfast while remaining physically committed to the bed. Saliah was absent votered, choosing porridge by text and declining to appear for it. absent-minded professored adj. You are drunk and absorbed in a lecture delivered to an audience that has quietly relocated. Elonda went absent-minded professored, annotating the menu while the entire table departed. absent-mindednessed (/ˌæb.sn̩tˈmaɪn.dɪd.nəsd/) adj. Of a drinker: distracted from the glass in hand by an unrelated and probably imaginary obligation. Ivanelle became absent-mindednessed and left her drink in the bookcase. absentationed (/ˌæb.sənˈteɪ.ʃn̩d/) adj. Describing a drinker who has withdrawn from proceedings by the simple expedient of walking elsewhere. Guntaj became absentationed during the speeches and was found behind the bins. absentatived adj. A drinker who refers to companions in the grammatical mood reserved for those no longer present. Morine, absentatived, spoke of her colleagues as though the evening had already become historical. absentativitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every companion has acquired the status of an absent party. Hesam became absentativitied and addressed the empty chair as a former associate. absented (/ˈæb.sn̩td/) adj. Drunk and present only as a coat on a chair, a glass by the sink and a vague commitment to return. Merrilu was absented by breakfast, represented chiefly by her coat and an unanswered phone. absentee balloted adj. The condition of a drinker who casts opinions remotely, having declined to be present for their consequences. Chipper went absentee balloted, voting by text on a supper he had already missed. absentee ownershipped (/ˌæb.sn̩ˈti ˈoʊ.nɚˌʃɪpd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who owns the conversation in principle but is seldom present in it. Perrie became absentee ownershipped, claiming the table while remaining elsewhere in thought. absentee voted (/ˌæb.sn̩ˈti voʊtd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a remote vote, cast from the wrong room and without practical effect. Emaani was absentee voted, sending instructions to the supper from a locked bathroom. absentee votered (/ˌæb.sn̩ˈti voʊ.tɚd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a remote elector with an unexpectedly firm view of proceedings elsewhere. Ilyasse became absentee votered and issued binding instructions from the cloakroom. absentee votinged adj. Loosened by drink into a system of deciding matters without attending the place where they occur. Aston became absentee votinged and conducted the pub's referendum from the pavement. absenteed (/ˌæb.sn̩ˈtid/) adj. The state of being drunk and absent from the duty one had undertaken with undue confidence. Kaygen was absenteed from the rota before the first bell, though his coat attended.