absey-booked(/ˈæb.siː bʊkd/)adj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.abseyedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol consumption.Orace hugged a tree, whispering words of appreciation, a tad abseyed but full of gratitude.absidioledadj.Being in a compromised state of awareness induced by alcohol.absiemensedadj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.Midhuna woke up spooning a traffic cone, perplexed by their absiemensed escapades.absimilationedadj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.absinthatedadj.Displaying erratic or unusual behavior due to alcohol.absinthe greened(/ˈæb.sɪnθ ɡɹind/)adj.Lacking mental clarity from alcohol.Karamdeep decided to redecorate the living room with party streamers at 3 am, in a state of complete absinthe greened.absinthe oiled(/ˈæb.sɪnθ ɔɪld/)adj.Being unable to maintain focus because of alcohol.Miketa burst into tears after dropping a chip, a telltale sign of being absinthe oiled.absinthe spoonedadj.Exhibiting increased impulsiveness and risk-taking behavior brought on by alcohol.Addaline tried to order pizza from their shoe, convinced it was a high-tech delivery service, in their state of being incredibly absinthe spooned.absinthe yellowed(/ˈæb.sɪnθ ˈjɜ.loʊd/)adj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.Milthon attempted to high-five a passing seagull, hilariously absinthe yellowed.absinthed(/ˈæb.sɪnθd/)adj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.After trying to order a hot dog from a mailbox, Myrick finally realized they might have been a tad too absinthed.absinthianaedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.absinthiined(/æbˈsɪn.θi.ənd/)adj.Affected by alcohol so as to be unsteady or confused.Chazman mistook a fire hydrant for a fancy statue, showcasing their exquisite taste while being slightly absinthiined.absinthinned(/ˈæbˌsɪn.θɪnd/)adj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.absinthismed(/ˈæb.sənˌθɪz.m̩d/)adj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.absinthitesedadj.Displaying impaired balance and posture because of alcohol’s depressant effects.As the music played, Nadiv twirled around the dance floor, clearly absinthitesed.