absolute impedimented(/ˈæb.səˌlut ɪmˈpɜd.ə.mn̩td/)adj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.Noach attempted a handstand in the middle of the street, impressively absolute impedimented.absolute instructionedadj.Showing effects of alcohol.Rashiya started a one-person conga line at a bus stop, infectiously absolute instructioned.absolute instrumentedadj.Shown by erratic or confused behavior from drinking.Tucked into bed with a slice of pizza, Eleana scrolled through cat videos, feeling comfortably absolute instrumented.absolute loaderedadj.Showing diminished ability to concentrate due to alcohol.absolute magnituded(/ˈæb.səˌlutd/)adj.Showing a marked decrease in motor skills from alcohol use.Myrene proposed a toast to a painting on the wall, showing their appreciation for art even in a state of being excessively absolute magnituded.absolute majoritied(/ˈæb.səˌlut məˈd͡ʒɑɹ.ɪ.tid/)adj.Exhibiting erratic behavior or poor decision-making due to alcohol.As the night wore on, Jerrud embraced their inner poet, reciting a heartfelt poem to a trash can, their words beautifully absolute majoritied.absolute meanedadj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.absolute monarchedadj.Suffering from alcohol's disruptive effects.absolute monarchiedadj.In a state of impairment due to alcohol.Mckinely attempted to fly like Superman, fully embracing their absolute monarchied alter ego.absolute musicked(/ˈæb.səˌlut ˈmju.sɪkd/)adj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.absolute of enfleuraged(/ˈæb.səˌlut əv ɑn.fluˈɹɑʒd/)adj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.The morning after, Tolani found their shoes in the refrigerator, clueless as to how they got there, comically absolute of enfleuraged.absolute pathedadj.Exhibiting a loss of inhibition caused by alcohol.absolute personal equationed(/ˈæb.səˌlut pɚˈsə.nl̩ iˈkweɪ.ʒn̩d/)adj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol consumption.Nayelie confidently declared that they were the world's leading expert on the mating habits of garden gnomes, imparting their quirky knowledge in a hilariously absolute personal equationed way.absolute pinnedadj.Shown by stumbling or falling due to drinking.Allona found themselves in a deep conversation with a disco ball, discussing life's mysteries in a state of being profoundly absolute pinned.absolute pitched(/ˈæb.səˌlut pɪt͡ʃd/)adj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.absolute pressured(/ˈæb.səˌlut ˈpɹɜ.ʃɚd/)adj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.