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absolute loadered adj. Drunk to a degree that places every intention at its original address, without adjusting for the sofa. Natilie went absolute loadered and delivered the instruction to fetch water directly into the cushion. absolute magnituded (/ˈæb.səˌlutd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of appearing considerably brighter from across the room than from close beside the sofa. Khandra became absolute magnituded, shining impressively from the kitchen doorway and dimming on approach. absolute majoritied (/ˈæb.səˌlut məˈd͡ʒɑɹ.ɪ.tid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of having more than half the household in agreement that the sofa is adequate. Tyna went absolute majoritied after three people voted against fetching another blanket. absolute meaned adj. Drunk since last orders, and averaging the distances of all proposed journeys after removing their direction. Syheem became absolute meaned and calculated the average absolute distance to the kitchen. absolute monarched adj. Drunk by the third round, and ruling the sofa with unlimited authority over blankets and glasses. Chap went absolute monarched and appointed the nearest cushion keeper of the water. absolute monarchied adj. Drunk by closing time, and turning the living room into a state governed solely from one sofa. absolute musicked (/ˈæb.səˌlut ˈmju.sɪkd/) adj. Still drunk, and hearing the refrigerator, kettle and distant cutlery as a complete composition requiring no lyrics. Bamma went absolute musicked and listened approvingly to the refrigerator's sustained note. absolute of enfleuraged (/ˈæb.səˌlut əv ɑn.fluˈɹɑʒd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to remove the alcohol from the evening's kitchen residue and retain only its concentrated essence. Dannica became absolute of enfleuraged and distilled the night's domestic feeling into one damp coaster. absolute pathed adj. Having drunk enough to require the complete route from sofa to water, with no reliance on household familiarity. Odali went absolute pathed and demanded directions to the kitchen despite having lived there for years. absolute personal equationed (/ˈæb.səˌlut pɚˈsə.nl̩ iˈkweɪ.ʒn̩d/) adj. Having drunk more than the difference between the observed glass and the standard glass can reasonably explain. Lavene became absolute personal equationed and blamed the water's missing level on observational error. absolute pinned adj. You have drunk enough to remain fixed on the sofa because moving would expose the king of your dignity. Aryani became absolute pinned and refused the kitchen journey lest the position reveal weakness. absolute pitched (/ˈæb.səˌlut pɪt͡ʃd/) adj. You are drunk and identifying the exact note made by each glass, kettle and spoon in the kitchen. Aurel went absolute pitched and corrected the kettle's note from the sofa. absolute pressured (/ˈæb.səˌlut ˈpɹɜ.ʃɚd/) adj. Drunk enough to treat every pint as a force acting equally in all directions. Tariah was absolute pressured, insisting the barmaid account for the atmosphere in her lager. absolute primogenitured adj. Drunk past the point of recognising seniority, and appointing the eldest person present heir to the crisps. Lorina became absolute primogenitured and handed the pub keys to its oldest regular. absolute privileged (/ˈæb.səˌlut ˈpɹɪv.l̩.ɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk beyond accepting that anything said over the bar can be repeated elsewhere. Naquelle was absolute privileged and delivered libellous remarks from the corner as though protected by parliamentary procedure. absolute realitied (/ˈæb.səˌlut ɹiˈæl.ə.tid/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the last round seem true regardless of anyone else's account. Rishav was absolute realitied and maintained that the closed kitchen was serving him chips.