absolute primogenituredadj.Unable to coordinate or react quickly due to alcohol consumption.Missi began an impromptu stand-up comedy routine for their houseplants, hilariously absolute primogenitured.absolute privileged(/ˈæb.səˌlut ˈpɹɪv.l̩.ɪd͡ʒd/)adj.Impaired by alcohol.absolute realitied(/ˈæb.səˌlut ɹiˈæl.ə.tid/)adj.Demonstrating the effects of alcohol to varying degrees.Nikolis proudly announced they were the reigning champion of invisible limbo, creatively absolute realitied.absolute righted(/ˈæb.səˌlut ɹaɪtd/)adj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.Nazair insisted on giving a motivational speech to a group of pigeons, feeling quite absolute righted at the park.absolute scaled(/ˈæb.səˌlut skeɪld/)adj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.Andreana declared themselves the mayor of the pub, boldly absolute scaled.absolute skeweredadj.Behavior; speech and emotions found under the abnormalities of alcohol influence.Nakiyha decided to challenge a park bench to a rap battle, spitting rhymes with undeniable absolute skewered.absolute space-timedadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.absolute spaced(/ˈæb.səˌlut speɪsd/)adj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacitation.absolute stated(/ˈæb.səˌlut steɪtd/)adj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.absolute superlativedadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.absolute systemed(/ˈæb.səˌlut ˈsɪs.tm̩d/)adj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.absolute temperatured(/ˈæb.səˌlut d/)adj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.absolute tensedadj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.Minerva declared themselves the world champion of imaginary chess, strategizing and plotting moves with intense focus, completely absolute tensed.absolute termed(/ˈæb.səˌlut tɚmd/)adj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.absolute territoriedadj.Affected by Alcohol; intoxicated.Erdene set out to write a novel about the life and times of a sofa cushion, pouring their heart and soul into the story, all while being mysteriously absolute territoried.absolute thresholded(/ˈæb.səˌlutd/)adj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.Yaretci mistook a fire hydrant for a person they knew, leading to a heartfelt conversation in their state of being slightly absolute thresholded.