absolutizationed(/ˌæb.səˌlut.əˈzeɪ.ʃn̩d/)adj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.absolvementedadj.Unable to coordinate or react quickly due to alcohol consumption.absolvented(/æbˈzɑlv.n̩td/)adj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.absolvered(/æbˈzɑl.vɚd/)adj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.absolvitored(/æbˈsɒl.vɪ.tɔːd/)adj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.absolvituredadj.Suffering temporary memory lapses as a consequence of alcohol.Despite their best efforts, Meliek managed to start a heated argument with a traffic cone, demonstrating classic signs of being thoroughly absolvitured.absorbabilitied(/əbˌsɔɹb.əˈbɪl.ɪ.tid/)adj.Physical errors and decreased degree of rational and logical thinking from drinking alcohol.During a Zoom call, Minola tried to appear focused while feeling incredibly absorbabilitied.absorbabled(/əbˈsɔɹb.ə.bl̩d/)adj.Exhibiting unsteadiness caused by alcohol intake.absorbanced(/əbˈsɔɹ.bn̩sd/)adj.Exhibiting unsteady movements and poor judgment from alcohol.absorbancied(/æbˈsɔɹ.bn̩.sid/)adj.Having slowed speech and poor coordination due to alcohol.Neilla began a one-person conga line, enthusiastically dancing around the room and spreading cheer while being unmistakably absorbancied.absorbantedadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.In the park, Miavictoria sang show tunes to passing ducks, hilariously absorbanted.absorbated(/æb.sɔɹ.bətd/)adj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.Eunita had a deep heart-to-heart conversation with a pigeon, reaching peak absorbated.absorbativitiedadj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.At the bus stop, Mesai had a heart-to-heart with a vending machine, unexpectedly absorbativitied.absorbed dosed(/æbˈsɔɹbd doʊsd/)adj.Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.absorbednessed(/æbˈsɔɹb.ɪd.nəsd/)adj.Displaying slowed reflexes and mental fog from alcohol.absorbefacientedadj.Lacking mental clarity from alcohol.The party host eyed Tajahne warily, sensing they were already absorbefaciented when they arrived.