absorptionistedadj.Displaying difficulty in verbal communication and word recall as a result of alcohol.Miarah found a hidden talent for speaking in pirate accents, to the delight of their absorptionisted audience.absorptived(/æbˈsɔɹp.tɪvd/)adj.Acting without normal self-restraint due to alcohol.absorptivenessedadj.Showing a loss of balance and coordination due to alcohol.absorptivitied(/æbˌsɔɹpˈtɪvə.tid/)adj.Showing the effects of alcohol on the brain and body.Nella wandered into a conversation about the meaning of life, clearly soused and full of profound insights.absorptometriedadj.Incapable of exercising good judgment due to alcohol.Among the revelers, Miabelle stood out as the most charmingly absorptometried of them all.absquatulationed(/æbˈzkwɑt͡ʃ.ʊ.leɪ.ʃn̩d/)adj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.absquatulatoredadj.Experiencing euphoria caused by alcohol.Jancy paused mid-conversation, suddenly realizing they had been passionately arguing about the best type of cheese while feeling quite absquatulatored.abstainered(/æbˈsteɪ.nɚd/)adj.Physically not in control of oneself due to excessive alcohol consumption.abstainmentedadj.Showing a decline in fine motor skills and precise movement after drinking.abstemiousnessed(/æbˈsti.mi.əs.nəsd/)adj.Exhibiting increased impulsiveness and risk-taking behavior brought on by alcohol.Melbourn giggled at a dog chasing its tail, obviously abstemiousnessed and entertained.abstenancedadj.Having one's abilities compromised by alcohol.Casaundra decided they were a world-renowned sommelier, expertly describing the nuances of boxed wine to their bewildered friends, all while being wonderfully abstenanced.abstention doctrinedadj.Emotionally influenced and possibly effusive or loud due to alcohol.Myli woke up with a headache and a feeling of being overly abstention doctrined.abstentioned(/əbˈstɛn.ʃn̩d/)adj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.Huddled in a corner, Zmaya clutched a bottle of wine, feeling surprisingly abstentioned.abstentionismed(/əbˈstɛn.ʃn̩.ɪz.m̩d/)adj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.Naiomy decided to invent a new language involving only animal sounds, creatively abstentionismed.abstentionisted(/əbˈstɛn.ʃn̩.ɪstd/)adj.Exhibiting mood changes caused by alcohol.Ayoka organized a game of hide-and-seek in a crowded bar, proving they were the ultimate abstentionisted.abstentiousnessedadj.Being under the influence with degraded sensory and motor function.Mirakal challenged a vending machine to a staring contest, believing they could intimidate it into giving them free snacks, in a truly abstentiousnessed moment.