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abstractumed (/əbˈstɹæk.tm̩d/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish an idea from the thing it was meant to describe. Anothony became abstractumed and apologised to the concept of punctuality. abstrictioned (/æbˈstɹɪk.ʃn̩d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide the evening into successive portions and discard each one behind you. Zinna grew abstrictioned, abandoning each topic as soon as it formed a boundary.
abstrusenessed (/əbˈstɹuːs.nəsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to make a simple observation inaccessible to all present, including yourself. Adeeb became abstrusenessed while explaining why the lampshade had metaphysical implications. abstrusioned adj. Having drunk more than manners permit, and thrusting away every offered explanation. Derra grew abstrusioned and pushed the helpful waiter’s directions into the street. abstrusitied (/əbˈstɹuː.sə.tid/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn an ordinary question into an ancient difficulty. Theobald became abstrusitied when asked whether he wanted another drink. absumptioned adj. You are drunk and gradually disintegrating into separate opinions about where the evening went wrong. Cealie became absumptioned and misplaced her certainty before misplacing her handbag. absurded (/əbˈsɜːdd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an unlikely explanation for the misplaced shoes, the cold tea and the missing morning. Annyah was absurded, standing in formal clothes beside the fridge and requesting directions home. absurdificationed adj. Of a drinker who has gradually converted a normal evening into a proposition no logician would accept. Tomey became absurdificationed after appointing the bar fruit as his legal adviser. absurdismed (/əbˈsɜːdˌɪz.m̩d/) adj. Describing a drinker who has abandoned order, yet continues to issue timetables. Destinnie grew absurdismed and scheduled the taxi for a destination she had rejected. absurdisted (/əbˈsɜːd.əstd/) adj. A drinker who writes grand explanations for events plainly caused by falling over. Heartlee became absurdisted and called the toppled plant an indictment of gravity. absurditied (/əbˈsɜːd.ɪ.tid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the contradiction is no longer between statements but between shoes. Dangela was absurditied, wearing one shoe and defending the arrangement as symmetrical. absurdnessed (/əbˈsɜːd.nəsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating each ordinary arrangement as an affront to reason. Lias grew absurdnessed and objected to the cutlery’s unilateral placement beside the plate. absurdumed (/əbˈsɝːd.m̩d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached an illogical conclusion and is preparing its footnotes. Jaretta became absurdumed and concluded that the loos were avoiding her. abswurmbachited adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a metallic lustre and a distinctly tetragonal certainty. Greenberry looked abswurmbachited beneath the pub lights and declined to bend at the corners. absynthed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a bitter herb settling at the bottom of a glass. Oshiana was absynthed, taking several minutes to decide whether breakfast was necessary.
abted adj. Drunk by closing time, and academically finished except for the thesis now being drafted on a beer mat. Jonna was abted by closing time and began the missing thesis on the back of a receipt.
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