abdominal respirationed

(/æbˈdɑm.ə.nl̩ ˌɹɛs.pəˈɹeɪ.ʃənd/)

adj.

Drunk by closing time, and breathing from the middle while the rest of the body considers the taxi.

Elvio was abdominal respirationed after last orders, inflating his waistcoat with each careful breath.