AC Plonked
ACE1'd

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AC Plonked adj. Describing a drinker who has been placed in the corner with the undistinguished rank of a junior airman. Jacobus got AC Plonked beside the coat stand and accepted the posting without complaint. AC adaptered adj. A drinker who converts every alternating impulse into a steady demand for another pint. Annais went AC adaptered, turning each fresh suggestion into the same request at the bar.
AC'd adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining level flight, while remaining certain the room is the one descending. Khadijah went AC'd and attempted the stairs as though correcting an aircraft's approach. AC45'd adj. A drinker so far gone that he crosses the pub at speed, lifted clear of ordinary stability. Jahasia went AC45'd across the lounge, wings metaphorically raised above the furniture. AC50'd adj. The state of being drunk and apparently hydroplaning over the carpet towards the nearest available stool. Florianne was AC50'd, rising briefly above the rug before settling beside the piano. AC72'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has become too broad in motion for the available passage. Rexalynn went AC72'd between the tables and collected two chairs without altering course. AC90'd adj. The drunkenness of one who attempts a stately turn in a vessel far too large for the pub. Danann got AC90'd and made a supermaxi-sized turn around the small snug table. ACA'd adj. Reduced by drink to issuing solemn clearances over territory one plainly does not control. Lusio got ACA'd and attempted to regulate access to the smoking area. ACAS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a kitchen radar system that keeps detecting collisions between chairs and cupboards. Markenzie was ACAS'd, navigating the kitchen by repeated warnings from the furniture. ACC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has added an entirely new character to the party's official cast. Ermis got ACC'd and introduced an unfamiliar passenger as a longstanding member of the group. ACCH'd adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining a control channel between the bar, the coatroom and the taxi. Aliisa was ACCH'd and sent three incompatible signals about whether she was leaving. ACCPN'd adj. You have drunk enough to lose the connection between the kitchen's instructions and the rest of your nervous system. Hanniel was ACCPN'd and carried the empty glass carefully to the wrong room. ACD'd adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the first clause attached to the matter it was meant to govern. Betsy-may got ACD'd and abandoned the sentence halfway through its explanation of the taxi. ACE inhibitored (/ˈeɪs ɪnˌhɪb.ɪ.təd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a widened, low-pressure condition in which every artery leads towards the bar. Jumeirah went ACE inhibitored and drifted towards the bar whenever conversation became difficult. ACE'd (/eɪsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of editing the evening, though every scene is being reviewed. Jezel got ACE'd and recut the pub quiz from the corner seat.
ACE1'd adj. Still drunk, and regulating the household's fluid volume with misplaced confidence before anyone had found the coffee. Esthermae was ACE1'd, rationing water as though the kitchen were a controlled system.