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academesed (/ə.kæ.dəˈmiːzd/) adj. Having drunk enough to replace ordinary speech with long, careful sentences nobody requested. Enolia got academesed and explained the crisps at considerable theoretical length. academiaed (/ˌæ.kəˈdiː.mɪ.əd/) adj. Having drunk more than the rest of the room and formed a department around the fact. Shria was academiaed, appointing herself chair of the table's discussion about gravy. academianed (/ˌæk.əˈdiː.mi.n̩d/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat every passing remark as a philosophical dialogue. Cordon was academianed, turning a comment about rain into a discussion of first principles. academic arted adj. Of a drinker: polished, formal, and conspicuously short of any original movement. Onnolee was academic arted, arranging the beer mats with impressive but needless discipline. academic bulimiaed adj. Of a drinker who has swallowed the evening whole and will remember none of it by breakfast. Ulrich was academic bulimiaed, reciting the menu perfectly before forgetting his own order. academic costumed (/ˌæk.əˈdɛm.ɪk ˈkɒs.tjuːmd/) adj. Describing a drinker who wears ordinary pub clothes with the solemnity of ceremonial robes. Devondra arrived academic costumed, accepting her pint as though receiving an honorary degree. academic freedomed (/ˌæk.əˈdɛm.ɪk ˈfɹiː.dm̩d/) adj. A drinker who regards the bar as a protected forum for opinions beyond reasonable interference. Keithan was academic freedomed, expressing views on every song without fear of reprisal. academic institutioned adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub has become an educational establishment, complete with compulsory tutorials. Alicianna was academic institutioned, enrolling strangers in a course on proper crisps etiquette. academic quartered (/ˌækəˈdɛmɪk ˈkwɔːtə(rd/) adj. The state of being drunk and arriving fifteen minutes late to every thought, order, and farewell. Arya-rose got academic quartered and missed closing by precisely fifteen minutes. academic questioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and pursuing a line of inquiry that ceased to be of any practical importance approximately four drinks ago. Jyana spent the taxi ride academic questioned, asking whether free will was compatible with the kebab she had already ordered. academic weaponned adj. The drunkenness of one who tackles every pub task with alarming diligence and no useful restraint. Jorian was academic weaponned, reorganising the condiments while finishing everyone else's chips. academic yeared (/ˌæk.əˈdɛm.ɪk jɪəd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the evening as an institution with fixed terms. Gregorio went academic yeared, issuing reading lists for the crisps and examinations at last orders. academical clerked adj. Still drunk, and singing with Oxford dignity to an audience consisting chiefly of a sink. Jibri remained academical clerked, giving the bathroom tap a resonant evening voluntary. academicaled (/ˌæk.əˈdɛm.ɪ.kl̩d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and wearing the solemn habiliments of someone who has misplaced their coat. Katence arrived academicaled, draped in a scarf and accepting questions from the bar staff. academicalismed adj. Having drunk enough to establish that nothing can be known, except the location of the loo. Oladimeji went academicalismed and challenged the menu before ordering chips with confidence. academicianed (/əˌka.dəˈmɪʃ.n̩d/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a faculty meeting from a queue for chips. Phelicia got academicianed and proposed a research grant for improving the vinegar sachets.