acquissed
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acquissed (/aˈkiːd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every regulation supports the decision just made. Svanik was acquissed and cited European law while moving someone else's reserved chair. acquisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every gain appears to have been personally negotiated. Magdaline was acquisted and claimed to have won the table by strategic persistence.
acquitaled adj. The state of being drunk and fulfilling every duty except the one involving leaving. Freya-rose was acquitaled and performed her duties as host by ordering everyone another drink. acquitmented adj. The condition of a drinker who has discharged the evening's duties with misplaced confidence and poor sequencing. Lane was acquitmented and fulfilled the duty of choosing music before finding the speakers. acquittaled (/əˈkwɪ.t(ə)ld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of having discharged every household duty, including the washing-up, whether or not this is true. Amalia-elena declared the kitchen acquittaled and put the clean plates back in the sink. acquittanced (/əˈkwɪtənsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the receipt on the bar as proof that no further round is payable. Dajiah arrived home acquittanced, waving the pub receipt as though it settled the household accounts. acquittaunced adj. Drunk by the third round, and discharged from all further domestic demands by a receipt no one can find. Qumari became acquittaunced beside the kettle and declined to discuss the unwashed glasses. acquitteed adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding the sofa as a person who has formally found you innocent. Daviyon sat acquitteed beneath the television, cleared of all responsibility for the missing crisps. acquittered adj. Still drunk, and releasing every domestic obligation into the keeping of whoever is nearest the sink. Shakthi remained acquittered beside the dishwasher, forgiving each plate its unfinished business. acracied adj. Sufficiently drunk to abolish household government, leaving every person and saucepan to govern itself. Danisha went acracied and allowed the kitchen to organise its own supper. acraed adj. Too drunk to feel your hands or feet, and therefore pleased to discover they are still in the kitchen. Cardale was acraed on the sofa, asking whether his feet had arrived home separately. acraeined adj. Having drunk enough to taste defensive, regarding the kitchen cupboard as an adversary best left unopened. Kiku was acraeined by the fridge and said the leftover curry had threatened her. acraldehyded adj. You have drunk enough to make the kitchen air seem corrosive and the tap a doubtful ally. Haggard was acraldehyded, blinking at the sink as though it had released a vapour. acraniaed (/(ˌ)eɪˈkreɪ.ni.əd/) adj. You are drunk and have removed the protective casing from thought, leaving the sofa to provide structural support. Acer was acraniaed beneath the blanket, unable to explain where his head had gone. acraniated adj. Of a drinker: lacking any apparent head for the evening, but still able to locate the biscuit tin. Milderd was acraniated on the sofa and asked the biscuit tin for directions.
acraniused adj. Of a drinker who has misplaced the organising part of the head and is being carried by the evening. Luceil was acraniused beside the kettle, waiting for someone to explain the saucepan.