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academicianshipped
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to regard membership of the national academy as a reasonable qualification for another kebab.
Alennah became
academicianshipped
and delivered her inaugural address beside the takeaway hatch.
academicismed
(/ˌæk.əˈdɛm.əˌsɪz.m̩d/)
adj.
Having drunk more than philosophy permits, and now doubting whether the empty glass ever existed.
Kimbell became
academicismed
and treated the vanished pint as a problem of knowledge.
academicizationed
adj.
You are drunk and converting ordinary conversation into a course with learning outcomes.
Doreather got
academicizationed
and assigned weekly reading to the people at the next table.
academicked
(/ˌækəˈdɛmɪkd/)
adj.
You are drunk and pursuing an ancient argument with the settled confidence of a regular.
Alee was
academicked
, defending a view of virtue to someone waiting for the lavatory.
academickinged
(/ækəˈdɛmɪkɪŋd/)
adj.
Of a drinker: pursuing the professional life of scholarship, chiefly by annotating the crisp packet.
Ciana became
academickinged
and began peer-reviewing the pub quiz on the back of a receipt.
academicnessed
adj.
Of a drinker who has made even the decision to go home conspicuously scholarly.
Javaria grew
academicnessed
and opened a debate on whether the taxi represented progress.
academied
(/əˈkad.ə.mɪd/)
adj.
Reduced by drink to wandering through Plato's garden in search of a bench and a simpler doctrine.
Jonalyn became
academied
and addressed the beer garden as though it contained a lecture theatre.
academisationed
adj.
The state of being drunk and turning the local pub into an educational establishment by force of paperwork.
Jiuliana grew
academisationed
and drafted a curriculum for the pool table.
academismed
(/əˈkæd.əˌmɪz.əmd/)
adj.
You have drunk enough to question every proposition, particularly the proposition that chips are shared.
Georgia went
academismed
and requested proof that the communal chips had ever been communal.
academisted
(/əˈkæd.ɪ.mɪstd/)
adj.
Describing a drinker who argues like a philosopher until presented with the bar tab.
Wills became
academisted
and refuted the existence of rounds while accepting another one.
academited
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every bench appears to confer membership and a small title.
Roberick became
academited
and enrolled the smoking shelter as an affiliated institution.
academizationed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has made ordinary leisure look as though it requires accreditation.
Asthon became
academizationed
and demanded learning objectives from the evening.
academy blued
(/əˈkæd.ə.mi bluːd/)
adj.
Softened by drink into a muted greenish blue, like a grand theory viewed through a pub window.
Naisean grew
academy blued
and described the toilet door as a moderate philosophical colour.
academy boarded
(/əˈkæd.ə.mi bɔə(ɹ)dd/)
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a heavy card on which every remaining thought may be painted.
Allyiah became
academy boarded
and treated the beer mat as a serious surface for oils.
academy chained
adj.
Loosened by drink into a partnership of schools, pubs and one increasingly independent taxi.
Jymme went
academy chained
and united three unrelated bars under a single late-night authority.
academy figured
adj.
Emboldened by drink to produce a formal likeness of the person opposite, using a crayon and considerable confidence.
Timofei went
academy figured
and drew the landlord at half size on the drinks menu.
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