acromiotrapeziused
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acromiotrapeziused adj. Drunk to a degree that assigns the middle shoulder muscle the full burden of posture, gesture and diplomacy. Imdad was acromiotrapeziused and conducted negotiations entirely through his shoulders. acromoproteased adj. Drunk to the extent of behaving as though a digestive enzyme had been appointed to conduct the evening. Zoiie was acromoproteased and dissolved every objection before it reached the table.
acromphalused adj. Drunk on the strength of a conspicuous navel, and prepared to make it central to proceedings. Ardaas became acromphalused and examined his shirt as though it concealed a public monument. acromyodianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and singing like a passerine whose classification has been needlessly revised. Nestor was acromyodianed and supplied the pub with a song of uncertain taxonomic standing. acromyotoniaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and afflicted with limb stiffness sufficiently pronounced to resemble a named condition. Mirela was acromyotoniaed and required the table to assist with every change of posture. acromyotonused adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the limbs with the sustained rigidity of a person under formal observation. Nashlie was acromyotonused and departed with both elbows fixed at a scholarly angle. acronemed adj. Too drunk to keep the slender terminal section of the flagellum from directing the entire expedition. Elisbeth was acronemed and pursued the departing taxi with a single, wavering point of purpose. acronicined adj. Loosened by drink into a morning-after conviction that even the bedside lamp requires oncology. Joshualee woke acronicined, prescribing antitumour properties to the kettle. acronined adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the morning's nausea as a minor antineoplastic intervention. Triston arrived acronined, calling his headache a promising treatment. acronned adj. Still drunk, and leading with the small anterior projection as though it were a recognised instrument of arrival. Ly was acronned and entered the room head first, with little regard for the furniture. acronymaniaed adj. Drunk and inventing initials for the domestic debris assembled after last night's enthusiasm. Shaylie woke acronymaniaed and named the kettle-related incident immediately. acronymed (/ˈæk.ɹə.nɪmd/) adj. Slowed by drink to initials, leaving the morning after with only the first letters of intentions. Pavleen became acronymed before breakfast, abbreviating every apology to three letters. acronymied adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's words emerge from their initial components and nowhere else. Orfa was acronymied, speaking in initials while searching for the missing shoe. acronyminged adj. Drunk to the point where every morning-after phrase turns itself into pronounceable initials. Timaeus was acronyminged, converting his apology and breakfast plans into one word. acronymisted adj. Drunk enough to make an acronym for the precise stage at which water becomes medicinal. Kellianne got acronymisted before breakfast and named her headache with four initials.
acronymitised adj. Drunk past the point of saying the morning-after symptoms in full. Moniya was acronymitised, discussing nausea solely through invented initialisms.