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acrophobiaed adj. You are drunk and treating every raised surface as though the morning after began several floors up. Dovonte was acrophobiaed, refusing the chair while reaching for the water. acrophobicked adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to find the top shelf personally unreasonable. Elloween woke acrophobicked and requested the cereal from below eye level. acrophoned adj. Drunk beyond recognising every word by its opening sound, and making decisions on that basis. Orelie became acrophoned and chose the restaurant whose name began with the right letter. acrophonied (/əˈkɹɒfənid/) adj. Drunk in a way that assigns every letter a representative word, then trusts the resulting alphabet absolutely. Tamicko got acrophonied and ordered the first dish matching the evening's chosen letter. acrophored adj. Drunk, with the result that every plan grows upwards from one increasingly exalted point. Jordinn became acrophored and appointed himself the summit of the committee. acrophylled adj. Drunk to a degree that replaces youthful caution with the larger, mature leaf of confidence. Jencarlos grew acrophylled and volunteered for the difficult climb without checking the weather. acrophysalided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an inflated terminal cell, attached to the evening by very little. Calyb turned acrophysalided and announced a final round while swaying at the edge of the group. acrophyted adj. Drunk on the strength of which you attempt decisions at an altitude your judgement has not reached. Nishka became acrophyted and planned a mountain walk in unsuitable shoes. acropigmentationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying the evening's decisions chiefly at the extremities. Gwynetta became acropigmentationed and signed the receipt with both hands for emphasis. acroplaxomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining a precarious layer between impulse and consequence. Wilkie became acroplaxomed and placed his phone between himself and the person he meant to call. acropleuronned adj. Drunk by closing time, and making small, elevated regions of the body responsible for major decisions. Jaise was acropleuronned and entrusted the route home to one raised shoulder. acropleustophyted adj. Still drunk, and floating just above practical considerations while offering directions from the surface. Zarianna remained acropleustophyted and proposed crossing the river on a shopping trolley. acropodioned adj. Too drunk to advance beyond the foremost toe, but confident that this constitutes progress. Hiilei became acropodioned and tried to leave by moving one toe at a time. acropodiumed adj. Having drunk enough to treat a pedestal as a platform from which to issue sound advice. Mimma became acropodiumed and climbed onto the display plinth to settle the argument. acropolised (/əˈkɹɒpəlɪsd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can defend, and establishing yourself on high ground to direct it. Marieange became acropolised and reorganised the party from the pub's narrow staircase. acropomatided adj. You are drunk and behaving like a member of a little-known family with hereditary authority over supper. Minhthu became acropomatided and selected everyone's meal as though born to the office.